Yeah, I think we have an insurmountable age gap here. You seem okay, though. For like, friend stuff.

[Not that she excels at 'friend stuff', herself. She's got a lot in common with Loki that way.]

The first vampire I ever met looked like a kid about my age. He was lonely, and I was in a bad place, and he wanted to make me his companion for eternity or whatever. Trouble is, as romantic as that sounds, it involves complete mental, physical, and spiritual subjugation so it was not a fun time. My uncle had to save me.

The second vampire I dealt with was just an asshole.