Lambert winces again. "That would've been a travesty...I mean, you have a great dick. It'd be a real loss." He shifts to sprawl out on the floor so that his head is toward Eskel's, forcing him to look at the older witcher upside down.

"We didn't have anything so exciting. Got chased out of an inn, though. We asked for a room, innkeep said they only had a single bed, we said it was fine. Then he noticed our medallions were different." He sighs and rolls his eyes. "Stupid inbred whoreson...He said one witcher was bad enough, then started badmouthing Aiden. So I punched him."