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Do you think people are too sensitive? Or that Superman isn't so super? Think cats aren't cute? The Beatles are overrated? Love pineapple on pizza? Maybe you just don't like chips rly. Even the best of us have some controversial opinions. Let people know what a monster you are.

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with your characters’ unpopular and/or controversial opinion. Or share few of them at once. In person or via text. Prepare for disagreement.

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to tell them why they're wrong, validate a kindred spirit, or just troll them for caring about such a silly-ass thing in the first place.

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Would you rather be without pizza altogether or eat one without pineapple?

I can't eat anything so that argument doesn't really hold any weight here.

Ah.

Why do you care so much about the pineapple pizza then?

I'm very passionate about the things I hate.

Is it because you're excluded from them or?

I believe we're straying off the topic of discussion here.

We are?

Well..I guess we can continue to argue about pineapple if you want. Or about other pizza toppings.

I'm not about to get personal with a pineapple freak. Surface level information is all that's required here.

[..pineapple freak?]

What if I said I also hated the fruit with passion?

Several things.

One, I would doubt your honesty since you started this conversation with, "isn't all pizza good?" And as that would include pineapple pizza, there's very clear evidence on where you stand about pineapple.

Two, telling me you're suddenly changing your stance on pineapple after I made it clear I don't divulge personal information with fans of it, it's just that much more obvious that you're lying.

Those are fair assumptions, I suppose. Although I have not indicated that I have any strong feelings towards pineapple one way or another. I only mentioned that pizza itself is good and that you can try to compensate unpleasant flavours with enough cheese.

I don’t personally care about pineapple that much. I’ve just learned not to take pizza for granted and eat what you’re given.

[ tch ]

I suppose at the very least, we can agree on that last part.

It’s probably a different thing for you, though. Since you can’t eat.

Well, yeah, but that's also true for a lot of other things I can't do anymore, and still doesn't change the fact that pineapple sucks.

Do you hate all fruit or is pineapple just a special case? It’s starting to feel a little irrational.

Nah. Peaches are awesome. Bananas, apples, any citrus fruit or berry variety is vastly superior.

I guess putting any of those on top of pizza would also be pretty weird.

Fruit pizzas are a thing.

They are?

Never heard of them before.

Congratulations, you learned something new today.

Well, thank you for sharing your wisdom with me, oh the wise one.

You're very welcome.

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