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Do you think people are too sensitive? Or that Superman isn't so super? Think cats aren't cute? The Beatles are overrated? Love pineapple on pizza? Maybe you just don't like chips rly. Even the best of us have some controversial opinions. Let people know what a monster you are.

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it sounds to me like someone who doesn't like the idea of something that they eat that can potentially eat them back.

You know that pineapple has an enzyme that makes it able to break down organic tissue, right?

Nobody asked.

I mean... it's still a powerful thing in nature, right? Shouldn't that be respected??

Who the fuck respects spiky fruit? Weirdos, that's who.

W-well...lots of people! I think... Acidic fruit is a very important component in cooking sometimes! My grandpa told me that they let a lot of flavors into whatever you're cooking, and the acid helps break down protein to make meat more tender and flavorful.

Look, I understand you are quite passionate about defending pineapple's delicate sensitivities, but there is literally nothing you can say that will convince me to give a fraction of a fuck about pineapple.

What's so bad about pineapple? I don't understand about the amount of hatred it gets.

I-I mean, from what I my grandpa told me, the sweet and savory should mix well, right??

There's like, five billion other fruits out there that are vastly superior in both taste and texture, that don't try to eat you back.

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They really do that?! How does that work?! I had no idea pineapples could be so scary!

Weren't you the one who mentioned enzymes in the first place?

W-well yeah but... lots of fruits have acid and stuff, right? I didn't... think of it like that. Is that why you don't like pineapple? Because it eats you too?

I can't eat anything anymore. I just remember what they tasted like and hating it. You don't have to try and convince me otherwise.

Y-you can't? Oh... That seems so sad. My grandpa liked to cook a lot and always said it was one of the finest things in life.

I'm... sorry about that... That seems really hard.

I don't need your pity. I've had more than thirty years to accept that there are certain things I'll never experience again. It's fine.

And hey, more pineapple for you, then.

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