the apology meme

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the apology meme

Remember that terrible shit you did? Time to make it right. Ish.

Top Level with the start of your apology(ies). Public or private. In person or over txt.

Well That Was Awkward ↦ Maybe you’re nervous. Awe struck. Tongue tied. Just a little socially awkward. Whatever. This is going to be bumpy.
Total Catastrophe ↦ You fucked up so hard with this one there might not be any coming back from it.
Not Again ↦ You know this wasn’t the first time. This is kind of your MO.
Sorry Not Sorry ↦ Maybe you really aren’t to blame. Maybe you’re too prideful. Either way, this only debatably qualifies as an apology at all.
Wildcard ↦ You know what you did.

Comment to see where their sorry song goes. Maybe it’s an apology you didn’t know you had coming, maybe it’s long overdue, completely unnecessary or anything else. Whether or not you’re feeling forgiving is up to you of course.

Comments

[backinthegrave]

A bio-exorcist? Is that what we're calling it now?

[creepyoldguy]

I invented the career, so, yeah? Scare the breathers outta the home, let the ghosties keep their cool stuff.

[backinthegrave]

That's so not how it works. Ghosts need to go back to bed.

[creepyoldguy]

Who died and made you the boss?

[backinthegrave]

The universe. But it's not dead, yet.

[creepyoldguy]

It could be.

[backinthegrave]

It will die eventually, just like everything else.

[creepyoldguy]

Let's kill the universe!

[backinthegrave]

If you want to try, go right ahead.

[creepyoldguy]

Jeeze, won't even come along for moral support? If we're going to murder something that's kind of impossible to murder, the least you could do is come along and offer moral support. Or bring snacks.

[backinthegrave]

I don't kill things, sorry.

[creepyoldguy]

But, you're cool with abusing the dead?

[backinthegrave]

I'm cool with making sure the dead stay where they belong and putting them back if they're not.

[creepyoldguy]

[The paragon of maturity, Beetlejuice blew a raspberry.]

Good luck with that. Right now, I belong in a Cinnabon, because, God/Satan could I use a cinnamon roll right now.

[backinthegrave]

[She does not look impressed.]

Thank you. I need it.

[creepyoldguy]

Seriously, what did the dead ever do to you?

[Look who has Cinnabon now, and is now talking with his mouth full of the stuff.]

[backinthegrave]

Personally, nothing. But it's what I do.

[creepyoldguy]

Pfffft. If you don't even believe in your line of work, you should quit. That's what I did.