T/B/S?

[insertusername]

TBS

Do you fancy yourself a strict top? A power bottom? A totes chill switch? Well, no one cares what you think. This is about everyone elses' opinion of you and your sex life. Whether you already know what people think, you'd like to set the record straight or you just want an outside opinion; Brace your ass for someone else's take on the whole vibe you're putting out.

Top Level

link a pic or gif your character for inspo. Get read for filth.

Comment

anon or with your character's take on their sexual proclivities— do they hit you like a top, bottom, or switch? Something else entirely? A situational thing? However they read to you. Yes, that will mean admitting you've thought about it.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Uh...huh. I'm not really an expert on stuff like this, so I don't know why anyone would ask me! It's a little stressful just judging someone without any warning, you know?

But you'd be a top, right? I mean, you look pretty strong!

[deltastrike]

You do not need to fret, for your intuition is correct! You're addressing none other than the Champion of Elysium! [He pauses, clearly expecting his anonymous conversation partner to be impressed.]

[(Anonymous)]

Er...I think you told me that. We met once before! You were really nice, so I wanted to weigh in, except...I don't have any expertise in this, if you know what I mean.

Phew! It's a lot easier to say you're a virgin anonymously, huh? I don't know what I was so worried about. I could say anything to you!

[deltastrike]

Have we now? [Theseus takes in the praise like a flower in the sun, and beams even brighter somehow.] Perhaps it is fate that our paths cross again! Indeed, the good and just have nothing to fear from me. I judge wickedness, not inexperience.