T/B/S?

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Do you fancy yourself a strict top? A power bottom? A totes chill switch? Well, no one cares what you think. This is about everyone elses' opinion of you and your sex life. Whether you already know what people think, you'd like to set the record straight or you just want an outside opinion; Brace your ass for someone else's take on the whole vibe you're putting out.

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link a pic or gif your character for inspo. Get read for filth.

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anon or with your character's take on their sexual proclivities— do they hit you like a top, bottom, or switch? Something else entirely? A situational thing? However they read to you. Yes, that will mean admitting you've thought about it.

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[reno4prez]

wouldn't you just love to find out

[dirtyjob]

I have to admit, it’s tempting.

[ Would they ever get any work done again? That was the real question. But, for once, Rude wasn’t thinking about his job. ]

Yeah. Okay. Challenge accepted.

[reno4prez]

[Did they ever get any work done anyway? Let's be real.

There was a delay then, like maybe it actually took Reno a hot second to figure out how to reply.]

ok so like

we actually gonna make this happen or is this just talk?

like no big deal either way

[dirtyjob]

Since when have you known me to be all talk?

[ As soon as he says it, he realizes that Reno is probably the worst person to ask. If anyone could come up with an instance to prove him otherwise, it was Reno. ]

Don’t answer that.

[ He takes a few seconds to straighten his tie—as if it needed to be straightened at all because Rude always looked pristine. ]

Yeah. From now on, just let me know when you need it.

[ Such a romantic, this guy. ]

[reno4prez]

[There's so much grinning. Reno might have tried to reply at some point during that (honestly kind of adorable?) mess, except Rude seems to be doing a pretty decent job on his own. That last bit only makes Reno grin harder -- thank the summons they speak the same language.]

fair warning you're kinda askin for it givin me an open invite like that

what if i need it now?

[dirtyjob]

[ Oh, Rude was certain he’d be putting in quite a bit of effort just to keep Reno satisfied. He didn’t enter into this new aspect to their partnership lightly. ]

Then I’d be obligated to lend you a hand—or my dick—as we agreed.

Or did you need it put in writing?

[reno4prez]

wow i KNOW you did not just actually suggest bringing paperwork into this

that's like the opposite of sexy, pard

gonna pretend you didn't say that and just skip to the part where i ask you where you wanna meet up

[Because apparently, dropping every thing for sex is not a problem for him at all.]

[dirtyjob]

[ It was something that Rude was going to have to get used to, or so he assumed—especially if Reno’s sex drive was anywhere near as high as he claimed.

…

Maybe giving Reno a free pass to demand sex whenever he wanted wasn’t the wisest decision after all.

Surely he’d never abuse it … right? ]

Since you seemed to be turned off by paperwork, I’m guessing anywhere but the office.

[reno4prez]

[Reno? Abuse his privileges? Never.]

yeah i kinda already got wrote up a few times for fuckin in the office anyway

tseng started makin the interns take shifts to keep an eye on the place so that's out unless you like really wanna scar an intern for life

which i mean i ain't totally opposed to

[dirtyjob]

[ Well, that was certainly something. How was this the first Rude was hearing about Reno being written up for fucking in the office? Several times? ]

Who—

[ Look at Rude lose his composure for all of two seconds. He’s able to reel it back in just as quickly though. ]

I don’t want to know, do I?

[reno4prez]

[Kinda crazy Rude didn't know about that whole clusterfuck (lol. literally.), but then Reno was involved in so many ridiculous shenanigans it got pretty hard to keep track.]

prooooobably not no

[Best not to ask for too many details about these things, really.]

anywhere you always wanted to fuck? i got a whole bucket list i been workin through since back in my rookie days