T/B/S?

[insertusername]

TBS

Do you fancy yourself a strict top? A power bottom? A totes chill switch? Well, no one cares what you think. This is about everyone elses' opinion of you and your sex life. Whether you already know what people think, you'd like to set the record straight or you just want an outside opinion; Brace your ass for someone else's take on the whole vibe you're putting out.

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link a pic or gif your character for inspo. Get read for filth.

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anon or with your character's take on their sexual proclivities— do they hit you like a top, bottom, or switch? Something else entirely? A situational thing? However they read to you. Yes, that will mean admitting you've thought about it.

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[(Anonymous)]

Aren't I?

Tell me who you're after, and I'll tell you who I am.

[magicmira]

That's a terrible deal.

[(Anonymous)]

Why?

[magicmira]

Why do I care who you are?

[(Anonymous)]

Because I've liked you for a while. So if it's mutual, that could work out well for both of us.

[magicmira]

If you even have the slightest hope that it's mutual, you must be someone I know. Just come out with it.

[(Anonymous)]

You tell me who you're hot for first.

[magicmira]

Absolutely not. If you're not going to tell me who this is, then our conversation is done.

[(Anonymous)]

...promise you won't make things weird if it's not mutual.

[magicmira]

Do you think I can't handle things with diplomacy? Honestly, the amount of times I have been insulted in this conversation is appalling.

[unleashthebeast]

Doesn't bode well for me then, does it?

[magicmira]

…I see.

Did joining Savanaclaw completely strip you of manners?

[unleashthebeast]

What do manners have to do with anything?

[magicmira]

Everything. How are you supposed to show your interest with boorish manners?

[unleashthebeast]

How've I been boorish?

[magicmira]

You accused me of thinking you can't keep your mouth shut, for one thing. And that pursuing you would be too much effort.

[unleashthebeast]

So what's the alternative?

[magicmira]

Coming out and saying something, perhaps?

[unleashthebeast]

...

[ The wheels are turning behind Jack's eyes. ]

Are-- Did you want me to come out and say something?

[magicmira]

It would have made things easier.

[unleashthebeast]

...oh.

So you--?

[magicmira]

Finish a sentence properly.

[unleashthebeast]

[ Huff! Why was this so much easier on anon? ]

You heard me. You know how I feel. Do you feel the same?

[magicmira]

Yes, I'm interested in you.

[unleashthebeast]

[ Well. Now Jack doesn't know what to do. Hard to work out the next step when he can't even breathe. Hard to do anything except stand here, frozen. So what follows is just an outburst of the first thing that comes to mind-- ]

Why?!