you don't know me

[insertusername]

bad rap

The things we become known for aren’t always what we’d like to be known for. Reputations are hard to run from. Sometimes they’re not even deserved. So here’s your chance to set the record straight. Clear up some misplaced assumptions, debunk any rumours about yourself and defy your stereotypes.

how to play:

Top level with something(s) your character is tired of people assuming about them, blaming them for, or pigeonholing them about, etc. Say it in person or over text.

Comment on any surprising, or not so surprising declarations.

Comments

[epsilol]

Trust me, you don't want it to. They tested it on some guys at this one base and, uh, yeah.

They aren't jacking anything these days.

[prettycoolguy]

Excuse me, they what?

[ Good job, Epsilon. You got him. ]

[epsilol]

You think they'd test shit like that on the guys that actually matter? Nope, they test it on the idiots no one else wants.

[ Is he enjoying this? Absolutely. Is he bullshitting? That's for Chief to decide. ]

The problem is the suction on it didn't switch off on command. And it got a little too strong...

[prettycoolguy]

[ Sometimes, in the course of being the Master Chief, it becomes necessary to communicate by just staring at somebody. ]