keysmashwastaken ([personal profile] keysmashwastaken) wrote in [community profile] toplvl2022-10-06 03:06 pm
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the world's smallest violin, really needs an audience




#1 Post a character, anonymously or logged in, describing an event which ends in FML- Fuck My Life


#2 Respond to others, starting the reply with either:

I AGREE, YOUR LIFE SUCKS or YOU DESERVED IT


#3 Go from there!



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holdshisown: (Unamused)

Maedhros | the silmarillion | ota

[personal profile] holdshisown 2022-10-06 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Today my father decided to burn all the ships we needed to ferry the rest of our family, not to mention the rest of our army, to this side of the ocean. Now we must go to war against one of the Powers of this world with only a fraction of our original forces. FML.
Edited 2022-10-06 15:23 (UTC)
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[personal profile] przeklety 2023-07-10 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Why did your father make that decision?
holdshisown: (Angry)

[personal profile] holdshisown 2023-07-10 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Because he's never been able to pass up a chance to make sure his half-brother knows how very much he hates him? Because he is incredibly paranoid as well as incredibly arrogant? Who can say for sure? As things stand now I am beginning to wonder if I ever truly understood him at all...

warning for mention of abduction.

(Anonymous) 2022-10-06 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Today my romantic interest whom I abducted from Europe and have been holding prisoner for weeks in my town house escaped and disappeared into the belly of Buenos Aires, leaving almost no trace behind. My men have tried to track him down for literal hours now without luck. FML.

Re: warning for mention of abduction.

(Anonymous) 2022-10-06 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)


That's what you get for having a romantic interested, you moron!

(Anonymous) 2022-10-06 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill'em all.
ourlittlenordicangel: (Default)

The Swede | Our Flag Means Death | OTA

[personal profile] ourlittlenordicangel 2022-10-06 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Today my crewmates almost ate me... why they pick me?
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Dennis Rafkin | Thir13en Ghosts

[personal profile] twelveghosts 2022-10-07 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
I got into this business because I thought it'd be easy money. Find some goddamn spirits, put em away or send em on, get my rent paid on time and afford a nice dinner for a change. Instead I get conned into boxing the violent ones, putting these poor schmucks into the line of fire, and on top of all of that I don't see a FUCKING cent.

I AGREE, YOUR LIFE SUCKS or YOU DESERVED IT
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