bad rap

[insertusername]

bad rap

The things we become known for aren’t always what we’d like to be known for. Reputations are hard to run from. Sometimes they’re not even deserved. So here’s your chance to set the record straight. Clear up some misplaced assumptions, debunk any rumours about yourself and defy your stereotypes.

how to play:

Top level with some aspect of your character's reputation they might be trying to shake. Maybe it's something they're tired of people assuming about them, blaming them for, or pigeonholing them into, etc. Say it in person or over text.

Comment on any surprising, or not so surprising declarations.

Comments

castiel ✞ spn ✞ m/m

[messenger]

Contrary to popular belief, I am not Sam and Dean's sex toy.

Sun/Moon | FNAF: Security Breach

[goodnightsun]

I don't! Eat! Glitter glue! My mouth doesn't even open!

The Knight • Hollow Knight • OTA

[focusedvoid]

[Written down:]

Not emotionless, and not mindless.

Travis Touchdown | No More Heroes

[rank1]

The hell is with the assumption that gamers smell like shit? Sure, maybe some guys get a bit of swamp ass after hour ten, but two decades of public shaming has made nerds, geeks and assorted media enthusiasts highly fucking aware of the thin line between being humored and being social pariahs. You think they're gonna risk getting shamed at Comic-Con over an aversion to a bar of soap? Get real.

I smell great, by the way. If you don't think so, maybe you're out of touch with what men smell like.

[rank1]

Buddy, I've never seen your show, but all I ever hear about is which brother you're throwing it back for. You really gotta talk to your fans if that's the case. Maybe get on social media, clear that shit up? If not, you might as well give in and get a sponsorship with PinkCherry or something.

this made me laugh really hard thank you

[messenger]

What does a fruit have to do with any of this? —Wait, you're saying I have fans?

Kokichi Oma | Danganronpa V3

[violetlies]

I'm not a liar! I tell the truth exactly SOME of the time, if not more! I've said honest things more than once! You all are just SO, SO MEAN!!!

[and now he's crying.

what a great, absolutely stunning defense that even he knows is utter tripe]

HAHAH yw

[rank1]

Yeah, dude, you never looked at Twitter? It's gotten a lot bigger since you went on air. Not to say everything you read there is true, but it gets the broad strokes. I figure if it can spoil Endgame within hours of opening night, it's probably on to something about your relationship with your bros.

Anyhoo, you never heard of PinkCherry? The sex toy company? They've always got some of those ultra-realistic sex dolls kicking around on clearance.

[messenger]

Twitter? Does that have something to do with birds? I don't understand how that's relevant either. Frankly, I try to avoid using the internet whenever possible. I find it's more trouble than it's worth, except in very niche cases.

[ this is worse than talking to dean, he has no idea what this man is trying to say to him. ]

Oh. Dean might know. I'll have to ask him.

Kiana (K-423) Kaslana ☄ Honkai Impact

[flamescion]

Sure, my body may have been used to cause world wide disaster set humanity back. But the important word here is 'used'! I was a host. That's what I was made for - I didn't choose it.

[rank1]

[Regretfully, after 39 years on earth, Travis still has no idea how to turn the dumb shit that comes out of his mouth Off.]

Niche cases? If you wanna clear your name, bro, you're gonna have to give it a shot. You're never gonna convince the people you're not getting pounded by the Winchester boys so hard your knees lift off the bed if you don't start with the internet.

Re: Kokichi Oma | Danganronpa V3

[clarifications]

...Not all liars lie all the time and even your exaggerations can be taken out of context. But that doesn't mean people won't be willing to get to know you once they get used to your habits.

[violetlies]

[Kokichi sniffs. And he then proceeds to latch onto Shuichi.]

You think? Even my terrible reputation as someone who cannot be called a truther doesn't matter? Weh...Shumai's always so nice~

...Not that I really care what other people think, but still.

[And now he's not crying anymore. All of the sudden. This may or may not have been a ploy for attention.]

[clarifications]

[oh he knows, he knows all too well.]

...Yeah, but not everyone may be patient enough to give you that chance.

1/2

[messenger]

That's incredibly graphic.

[ and now he's thinking about it. damn it, travis. ]

2/2

[messenger]

Anyway, I don't care about them. If they're my fans, then surely they're not ridiculing me? I'm more concerned with my enemies making unflattering aspersions about my role in the bedroom.

John Blake | The Dark Knight Rises | OTA

[oversight]

Wha-? Erotic friend fiction? Who told you that?

[violetlies]

Well, the people that aren't have a word for them.

Do you know what that word is, Shumai?

Loooooooooooooosers.

[rank1]

[Can't escape gay thoughts, Cas. You just can't.]

Oh hell naw, fans are fans, they'd support anything. They're practically obligated to, otherwise they wouldn't be fans.

So who are your enemies? The hell are they getting out of this, anyway?

[messenger]

Demons and angels, mostly. I suppose they do it to embarrass me.

Better say your prayers boiiii

[angelshot]

Uhhhh... what? Newsflash to planet dork: no amount of cheap body spray can cover up the eau de basement mildew and cheeto dust desperation. What rock have you been living under?

Having a gamer chair surgically attached to your asscheeks isn't something to be proud about. Just saying.

Panty Anarchy | Panty & Stocking

[angelshot]

Don't get pissy 'cuz I get more dick than you. Jealousy is so not your colour, by the way.

[rank1]

Man. It's the 21st century and demons and angels don't have better shit to do?

[clarifications]

Not everyone has the same amount of patience or tolerance for different personality types. That doesn't necessarily make them bad people for not being able to handle everything the same way as everyone else.

on his hands and knees!!!!

[rank1]

First of all: sick burns.

Second: I don't do body spray, that shit is full of enough chemicals to rearrange your fucking DNA and smells worse than any dumpsterfire. Same goes for cheetos. Nobody eating cheetos is maintaining the perfect body mass. Me, I'm au naturel.

And third: Hey, I know it's easy to rip on a guy for having hobbies when you don't have any of your own, but at the end of the day, you're the one missing out on the rush of completing a blind run of a new game in six hours and twenty seven minutes.