bad rap

[insertusername]

bad rap

The things we become known for aren’t always what we’d like to be known for. Reputations are hard to run from. Sometimes they’re not even deserved. So here’s your chance to set the record straight. Clear up some misplaced assumptions, debunk any rumours about yourself and defy your stereotypes.

how to play:

Top level with some aspect of your character's reputation they might be trying to shake. Maybe it's something they're tired of people assuming about them, blaming them for, or pigeonholing them into, etc. Say it in person or over text.

Comment on any surprising, or not so surprising declarations.

Comments

castiel ✞ spn ✞ m/m

[messenger]

Contrary to popular belief, I am not Sam and Dean's sex toy.

[rank1]

Buddy, I've never seen your show, but all I ever hear about is which brother you're throwing it back for. You really gotta talk to your fans if that's the case. Maybe get on social media, clear that shit up? If not, you might as well give in and get a sponsorship with PinkCherry or something.

Sun/Moon | FNAF: Security Breach

[goodnightsun]

I don't! Eat! Glitter glue! My mouth doesn't even open!

[ptoma]

Complete lie. Don't listen to 'em, folks.

[recognizance]

Humans are way too preoccupied with digestion.

The Knight • Hollow Knight • OTA

[focusedvoid]

[Written down:]

Not emotionless, and not mindless.

[diosaguerrera]

How do you see yourself, then?

Travis Touchdown | No More Heroes

[rank1]

The hell is with the assumption that gamers smell like shit? Sure, maybe some guys get a bit of swamp ass after hour ten, but two decades of public shaming has made nerds, geeks and assorted media enthusiasts highly fucking aware of the thin line between being humored and being social pariahs. You think they're gonna risk getting shamed at Comic-Con over an aversion to a bar of soap? Get real.

I smell great, by the way. If you don't think so, maybe you're out of touch with what men smell like.

Better say your prayers boiiii

[angelshot]

Uhhhh... what? Newsflash to planet dork: no amount of cheap body spray can cover up the eau de basement mildew and cheeto dust desperation. What rock have you been living under?

Having a gamer chair surgically attached to your asscheeks isn't something to be proud about. Just saying.

Kokichi Oma | Danganronpa V3

[violetlies]

I'm not a liar! I tell the truth exactly SOME of the time, if not more! I've said honest things more than once! You all are just SO, SO MEAN!!!

[and now he's crying.

what a great, absolutely stunning defense that even he knows is utter tripe]

Re: Kokichi Oma | Danganronpa V3

[clarifications]

...Not all liars lie all the time and even your exaggerations can be taken out of context. But that doesn't mean people won't be willing to get to know you once they get used to your habits.

Kiana (K-423) Kaslana ☄ Honkai Impact

[flamescion]

Sure, my body may have been used to cause world wide disaster set humanity back. But the important word here is 'used'! I was a host. That's what I was made for - I didn't choose it.

John Blake | The Dark Knight Rises | OTA

[oversight]

Wha-? Erotic friend fiction? Who told you that?

Panty Anarchy | Panty & Stocking

[angelshot]

Don't get pissy 'cuz I get more dick than you. Jealousy is so not your colour, by the way.

Fennec Shand 🗡 Star Wars 🗡 ota

[desertfox]

I'm not exclusively into women. I just have standards.

secunit | the murderbot diaries | voicetesting, ota

[recognizance]

You know I can hear you speculating about my level of sentience, right?

creed bratton | the office | ota

[bo_boddy]

You know, most people think the human brain begins to boil inside the skull at a temperature of 950 degrees Fahrenheit, but that's not true. It's actually only 914 degrees.

[soundsquitenice]

I feel like someone should ask how you know that, but do I want that person to be me?

Levi Ackerman | Attack on Titan | ota

[n0regr3ts]

Everyone thinks I'm into the brats or the Commander. People really think I got time for shit like that? Minus the fact that people who fuck with kids deserve to wind up in the wrong chair.

Not exactly a hobby, but that is the one time I'd torture without asking a question first.

voicetesting, completely handwaving the timeline here

[feminae]

The rumors about you and the Commander weren’t true? Color me surprised.

[ Annie isn’t what one would call a gossip, but hey. She’s heard the stories about Levi and the Survey Corps leader. ]

Though I have to admit that the notion of you of all people engaging in that sort of relationship is a little unlikely.

Commander Shepard || Mass Effect

[risingshepard]

You know, I get the whole 'you backstabbing bitch' thing a lot because I worked with a criminal group, and while I don't exactly expect forgiveness, I'd appreciate a little less judging when I say I didn't have much choice.

You get woken up out of a surgical bed by one of their top officers and next thing you know, you're getting turned into a scapegoat... between this and everyone needing some small problem fixed when I ask them to help, it's like the world kept a few things saved for when I woke up again...

Paris | Greek mythology

[eidosariste]

[Pinching the bride of his nose, and for anyone who can actually tell, the smile is more annoyed than not.]

The only thing I'm going to say is that no, I didn't kidnap Helen. And for all those - vaguely amusing, I suppose - rumours that I must have debauched all the noble women in every city I've visited as well as Troy, not really.

There's been three, aside from Helen. An unmarried maiden and two wives.

[A pause.]

And a widow.

dean winchester | supernatural

[venatoris]

I am not, nor will I ever be, sleeping with my brother. Fucks wrong with you all.

[messenger]

[ he's not touching that with a ten foot pole. ]

Have you ever noticed how concerned our enemies are with who we're having sexual relations with? It seems like a strange preoccupation.

[71lines]

I'm not dating Neji. Or Lee. But especially not Neji.

Don't get me wrong, they're fantastic friends and I admire them both. I'm happy to spend time helping Neji perfect his skills. Because, you know what? We're a team. One of us getting stronger is only going to help all of us. Besides, it's not like I don't get any benefit from it. If I'm unmarried after Neji dies, it's not because I'm tragically shattered by my one true love passing away, it's because I haven't found anyone I want to marry.

Neither of them are really my type, anyway.

Also, the teams aren't split into two guys and one girl so that the boys have someone to vent their lusts on, act as a prize to encourage rivalries, or experience their sexual awakenings with, don't be gross. It's just a coincidence. Girls aren't always the assigned dedicated medics, either. And it's certainly not up to our masters to teach us the ins and outs of the in-and-out first-hand.

The Swede | Our Flag Means Death | OTA

[ourlittlenordicangel]

T-that I can't be a mermaid because I am a pirate with legs... [ He cries himself to sleep over that. ]

[soundsquitenice]

You can't be a mermaid, we've been over this. But you can still sing, that's almost as good!

Scaramouche | Genshin Impact | OTA

[theballadeer]

Anyone who believes they're better than me would be lying to themselves.

Each and every human is flawed beyond repair with the capabilities to lie, betray, and abandon. They become consumed by fear, and greed.

You stain this world with your filth, and fight each other senselessly.

As for the gods? They're not any better, and I loathe them.

[Scara's been especially resentful over his own mother; a god who abandoned him not long after she created him. He has her gnosis, and she's not getting it back.]

Donatello Hamato - Rise of the TMNT - OTA

[soft_shelled]

Look, okay. I love my brothers, but I don't love my brothers.

[A beat.]

Also, I could do so much better than Leo.

[itstillhurt]

I see this is a common fixation for some people. How charming.

Shiro's clone | V:LD | OTA

[somekindofspaceuncle]

I mean, I'm not just an evil clone. I'd dispute the 'evil' part. Er, at least nowadays. Now that it's been years.

ChibiUsa | Sailor Moon

[justcantwaittobe]

[fidgets] It's true that I stole it... Still, I didn't mean to. Everybody knows by now, so- that's all. I hope.

Valgaav | Slayers

[przeklety]

No.

[He refuses to elaborate. A sheet of paper with lots of writing, including some emoticons, gets slapped on his back from above. Maybe one can read it if one gets close enough. If anybody's curious.]