make amends

[insertusername]

make amends

Remember that terrible shit you did? Time to make it right. Ish.

Top Level with the start of your apology(ies). Public or private. In person or over txt.

Well That Was Awkward ↦ Maybe you’re nervous. Awe struck. Tongue tied. Just a little socially awkward. Whatever. This is going to be bumpy.
Total Catastrophe ↦ You fucked up so hard with this one there might not be any coming back from it.
Not Again ↦ You know this wasn’t the first time. This is kind of your MO.
Sorry Not Sorry ↦ Maybe you’re prideful. Maybe you really aren’t to blame. Either way, this only debatably qualifies as an apology at all.
Wildcard ↦ You know what you did.

Comment to see where their sorry song goes. Maybe it’s an apology you didn’t know you had coming, maybe it’s long overdue, completely unnecessary or anything else. Whether or not you’re feeling forgiving is up to you.

Comments

[sweetestheart]

I don't hear the drunk old man complaining

[heavymetalgears]

Oh, he's definitely not complaining. Use me all you like.

[sweetestheart]

Excellent answer.

At least now I'll have someone to blame when I'm not off script and the director gets mad.

'It's not my fault, I was distracted by an inebriated public servant!'

[heavymetalgears]

Good to know I'm a lot more interpersonal than a broom with a hat, go ahead and bury me when the day comes I'm second to that.

[sweetestheart]

Why would I do that when I could just buy you a better hat than the broom?

[heavymetalgears]

Well, fuck. That's a great solution.

[sweetestheart]

If that was sarcasm, you should know I have wonderful taste in mens hats.

[heavymetalgears]

Oh, no, it was sincere. So, what would you put on my head?

[sweetestheart]

You can't go wrong with a proper trilby, in my very correct and accurate opinion. You'd look great in one of those.

Just get a trench coat too and a greyscale backdrop and you'd have 'crime noir' written all over you.

[heavymetalgears]

I was reading you way before you mentioned noir.

So, you got a certain aesthetic that you like to see your local lawmen in?

[sweetestheart]

I mean, the police aren't my usual go-to when it comes to men in uniform, aesthetically speaking. However, I do have a soft spot for the 'classic detective' look. Who doesn't?

( Plus, the ladies in those movies get the most beautiful dresses and hairdo's - even if hers would never last styled like that, she can still dream! )

[heavymetalgears]

Well, okay, so police uniforms aren't distracting enough ... unless it's a noir sort of fashion.

What sort of uniforms you like to see? Hot dog on a stick uniforms?

1/2

[sweetestheart]

.....What on Earth is a Hot dog on a stick.

2/2

[sweetestheart]

( One google search later; )

...What

Why.

I mean I know why, because America, but. Why is that...even a thing anyone would want to eat...

Uniform's great though, 10/10. Yep. Doesn't have quite the same effect as, say, a fireman's get up, but it's close. 100%.

[heavymetalgears]

( He fucking knew it.... Fireman's get up. Jesus Christ. )

Well, America yes... also, what the fuck does an Irish fireman even look like?

Right. I'm not surprised.

[sweetestheart]

( Don't you judge her, Mr 'my shirts are louder than a vuvuzela'. )

Hank, I am many things, but blind is not one of them.

I mean, come on.

Come on

[heavymetalgears]

Well, I don't know about how your Irish fires are out there, but here... in America, fire burns hot and our firemen wear some pretty heavy gear to protect themselves.

Don't go walking around in a fucking kilt, come on... YOU come on!

[sweetestheart]

No, you!! That's a beautiful specimen of a man and I won't pretend otherwise!

Don't get me wrong, the heavy gear is what I was original aiming for here - that's ridiculously attractive, my god.

.................but so are kilts. Either way, I'm pleased :)

[heavymetalgears]

Really? I thought he was sort of goofy looking.


Maybe he just needs a bag for a hat too, then I could be on board.

[sweetestheart]

You shut your whore mouth right this second, sir; I will defend stock-photo-Irish-fireman's honour, with words or with....some kind of weapon.

[heavymetalgears]

( Woah, feisty little Irish lass, is feisty! He's ... a little turned on?? )

That you can toss across your pond to strike me where I stand, alright.

Yeah. His face would be an instant buzz kill to any sensual encounter.

c r y i n g

[sweetestheart]

( Ah, if only she knew. )

You know it. That failing though, I'm sure I could swim over there and do so in person. Can't be that hard, right?

I'm sorry, I had no idea I was speaking to a seasoned veteran of sensual experiences with firefighters.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahah he's such a creepy old man, sorry okay

[heavymetalgears]

That you would consider someone has to be an expert to say his mug is not going to contort well during sex is concerning me.

Some people you know... You just know, you don't ever want to KNOW what their cum face looks like. ( He'll reciprocate some lewd talk, since... you know, she called his mouth a whore! )

never apologise for art

[sweetestheart]

Well hang on just a second; firstly, you said sensual, not sexual - two very different things.

Secondly, I think if you like the person, it really doesn't matter what they look like in that precise moment - hell, if their face contorts that much, I'd consider that a victory on my part.

BUT ALSO, you don't know what he'd look like! Stock Photo Irish Fireman - who from this moment on is named Cillian - has a wonderful face, and I'm sure it'd look just as wonderful during sex.


I may be slightly invested now. The procrastination is strong with this one and I have you to thank.

/)(\ ♥

[heavymetalgears]

( Well, sensual - sexual - and goddamn she is really going at it! Does she really need a distraction from her lines? Hank feels almost bad. Although, it's not likely that she'll be in the middle of her scene thinking about some weird looking guy in a kilt and defending his sex face.

Right? )

I look forward to your TED talk. I'm sure. So, that's your starting argument, "he's a nice guy..." Boy, I've never heard that one before.

But he was such a nice guy

Oh you just got to get to know him

What's a sex face if you fuck in the dark?