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Do you think people are too sensitive? Or that Superman isn't so super? Think cats aren't cute? The Beatles are overrated? Love pineapple on pizza? Maybe you just don't like chips rly. Even the best of us have some controversial opinions. Let people know what a monster you are.

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with your characters’ unpopular and/or controversial opinion. Or share few of them at once. In person or via text. Prepare for disagreement.

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to tell them why they're wrong, validate a kindred spirit, or just troll them for caring about such a silly-ass thing in the first place.

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Then I suppose you don't mind cleaning the warp coils. Manually.

[Play it cool Bradward, for the love the God play it cool!]

Me? Pshhh, I volunteer to clean the warp coils in my spare time! I mean because I love it so much. Wait— was that a question or an order. Because you don't have to tell me twice! [Finger-guns.] I mean. Commander. Sir.

At ease Ensign. We aren't on the Enterprise and last I checked there was no warp coils that needed cleaning. It was a question, rather than an order. But I'll note down your excitement over cleaning the warp coil for the next maintenance cycle. [Is he joking? It's hard to tell. But he probably is.]

At ease? I'm from ease, Sir. [Nope. That's not a thing cool people say.] Just kidding. I'm actually very diligent. Some might even say anal retentive. In a good way though! The kind you definitely want cleaning your warp coils!

[This is probably as much ease as he's going to be capable of in the presence of thee Captain Riker of the USS Titan.]

[Nope, that one didn't land quite well. Whatever jovial look he had before he's know frowning at you. Wondering if you tripped and smashed your head.] Right.

Well I'm sure your excitement will be welcomed by La Forge in Engineering. 800 sharp, ensign.

[Oh God the sting of embarrassment leaves him lightheaded. Fight the flopsweat, Boimler. Pull it together. No fainting.]

Yes sir! I look forward to meeting him too, sir! I hope you'll both keep me in mind if you ever need another Ensign around here. I don't mind rolling up my sleeves with the rest of the lower decks! Or the upper decks! Not that I expect some kind of promotion or anything. But I do have a very tidy record. It's Boimler by the way. If you want to look it up. Ever. Bradward Boimler. Sometimes Captain Freeman's logs say Bumford. But that's still me. You can call me Brad though. Or whatever you want. What were we talking about?

We were talking about your assignment Ensign Boimler. Where was you last stationed Ensign?

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