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Do you think people are too sensitive? Or that Superman isn't so super? Think cats aren't cute? The Beatles are overrated? Love pineapple on pizza? Maybe you just don't like chips rly. Even the best of us have some controversial opinions. Let people know what a monster you are.

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with your characters’ unpopular and/or controversial opinion. Or share few of them at once. In person or via text. Prepare for disagreement.

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to tell them why they're wrong, validate a kindred spirit, or just troll them for caring about such a silly-ass thing in the first place.

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I'm twenty-four, and I don't owe you ["shit" - no, pull it back] anything.

[24???? Carmel seems momentarily stunned into silence for a moment, because man. She definitely though he was like 30 and said 40 to be a shit. Is that what speaking Latin does to you??? It makes you look old??? Horrible.]

How are you this much of a boomer if you're not even 30? Are you rich? Rich people all have boomer energy.

[Could really use a good skateboard right about now.]

No.

I'm not.

........... You're not even rich and you're a Latin simp? [Who even does that?] That's rough, teach. You should really work on that.

[Most of the people she meets who are Latin diehards definitely just do it because they're monolingual scrubs who can't actually speak another language and know better than to try and cast in English on the regular. Personally, Carmel thinks those people should just learn ASL and stop being monolingual scrubs, but apparently making fun of people for only being able to speak one language is rude or something?]

[If Whelk could hear her internal monologue, he would insist that he can speak at least two languages and fuck all his way through at least three others, but he can't, so he doesn't.]

Lovely speaking with you.

I'm going home now.

[He needs a fucking drink.]

Uh-huh, great talk. [She waves. It's clearly sarcastic.] Have fun being two steps away from becoming a flat earth youtuber!

[If Whelk hadn't gotten caught up in Glendower bullshit, he would have become a conspiracy theorist. In this essay I will -]

[~~Listen, if anything, the earth is shaped like a donut--~~]

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