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I’m bored. See, I’m temporarily banned from Lydia’s school for possessing her Algebra teacher.

[Extremely discomfiting to a man who is both a teacher and is pretty sure he's been at least partially possessed by something.]

Go bother him then.

As much as I’d love to make the guy do another round of the Chicken Dance instead of his ridiculous letters-in-math bullshit—-I can’t.

Lyds is all for it. Her lame parentals on the other hand, have no sense of fun.

I'm sorry. [He's not, and immediately regrets saying so in case this guy takes it as an actual expression of sympathy rather than one of those awkward things you say when you're feeling annoyed and incredulous.] You say you're a demon, but you make people do the "Chicken Dance" and listen to a random student's parents when they tell you to stop?

Random? No, no, no. Lydia is my bffff forever! And if I ignore the sexy ghost parents, they’ll complain. A lot. And that gets super annoying.

[He huffed and crossed his arms.]

And the Chicken Dance made her laugh.

Since when do demons have "bffs"?

[Now he's just being rude. He figures he's probably about to die or be dragged to hell, so. Why not?]

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Since I found a living kid who could see me without summoning me, and she’s as good at haunting as I am.

[He can deal with rude.]

That sounds horrific. [Speaking as someone who regularly witnesses the paranormal without doing anything to provoke it. You murder a dude in a Satanic ritual one time, and--]

I'm sure she feels all the same for you. [Sarcasm.]

It was!

And we’re cool. I extorted a green card marriage outta her, she murdered me, I saved her from my mom—-everything’s fair and square.

You...married her?

Calm your tatas, it was a Green Card thing.

And then she murdered me.

How'd she do that?

[Not at all asking because he'd like to try it himself.]

Green Card marriage made it so I was alive. See, I was born dead, mom is a demon and all that jazz.

Anyway, I didn’t handle all the feels that go along with living so well, and kinda lost my mind. So, Lyds yeeted me with Bad Art.

...kinda did me a favor.

Born dead. [He sounds excessively tired.] She sounds wonderful.

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