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Do you think people are too sensitive? Or that Superman isn't so super? Think cats aren't cute? The Beatles are overrated? Love pineapple on pizza? Maybe you just don't like chips rly. Even the best of us have some controversial opinions. Let people know what a monster you are.

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to tell them why they're wrong, validate a kindred spirit, or just troll them for caring about such a silly-ass thing in the first place.

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What's wrong with pineapple?! It's sweet, it's slightly tangy, and it adds so much acidic flavor to whatever it's cooked with!

Sooo....pineapple should be okay on a tart then? By your calculations?

Pineapple sucks and you suck too if you like it. Pizza, tarts, fruit salad, whatever.

it sounds to me like someone who doesn't like the idea of something that they eat that can potentially eat them back.

You know that pineapple has an enzyme that makes it able to break down organic tissue, right?

Nobody asked.

I mean... it's still a powerful thing in nature, right? Shouldn't that be respected??

Who the fuck respects spiky fruit? Weirdos, that's who.

W-well...lots of people! I think... Acidic fruit is a very important component in cooking sometimes! My grandpa told me that they let a lot of flavors into whatever you're cooking, and the acid helps break down protein to make meat more tender and flavorful.

Look, I understand you are quite passionate about defending pineapple's delicate sensitivities, but there is literally nothing you can say that will convince me to give a fraction of a fuck about pineapple.

What's so bad about pineapple? I don't understand about the amount of hatred it gets.

I-I mean, from what I my grandpa told me, the sweet and savory should mix well, right??

There's like, five billion other fruits out there that are vastly superior in both taste and texture, that don't try to eat you back.

!!

They really do that?! How does that work?! I had no idea pineapples could be so scary!

Weren't you the one who mentioned enzymes in the first place?

W-well yeah but... lots of fruits have acid and stuff, right? I didn't... think of it like that. Is that why you don't like pineapple? Because it eats you too?

I can't eat anything anymore. I just remember what they tasted like and hating it. You don't have to try and convince me otherwise.

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Awww! Is too much tang on your tongue too much for you? You poor, sweet baby! Maybe your mom can ease you in with apple juice instead!

On the off chance it wasn't immediately noticeable at first glance, I am dead, so the whole "weh weh you're a big baby afraid of spicy fruit" doesn't work on me. Do keep it up though, I'm sure you can come up with something better than that.

Wooooahh. You're really dead? Seriously? What's it like? Do you still feel things? Do you need to poop sometimes? I have SO many questions!!

[ siiiighs ]

In order:

Yes.

Seriously.

It sucks.

Just pain.

No.

[ can you really blame him for being curious? ]

Sooooo... what DO you feel?

[ totally can and will blame him for being curious ]

Like I said. Pain.

After a robot rips you open and stuffs its metal pieces inside you for funsies, you kind of lose your ability to be ticklish.

Woooah. I knew it! I knew robots were up to no good! I'll have to tell everyone I was right about them!

So does that mean you're dead?

Yes. I just said that. Where did you get lost?

Yeah buuuut we're talking so obviously it's not that easy, right?

[ shrugs, ugh this is why he hates talking to people ] Whatever.

What other stupid questions do you want to ask?

Can you blame me for being curious about it?

Ooh, I have a question! Is being dead why you're such a dick?