The Unlovables

The Unlovables
Everyone loves a hero. As long as they're youthful, hot, charming and conventionally attractive. Meanwhile, all the old, ugly, broke down, difficult-to-love, bastards out there are toiling away in lonesome obscurity trying not to daydream too much about what a relief it would be if someone came along with a soft touch, and a kind word, and the promise that it'll be ok.
Whether canon or fandom branded them as such, whether it's well deserved or not, there's lots of unlovables. They know most beasts never transform for their beauties. They've probably noticed that even in the Disney version Quasimodo ends up alone ffs. Still, props to them for maintaining a shred of optimism about finding love. Even if they'll never admit to being hopeful.
So if you spent prom on the bleachers. If you max-out at a 5 (maybe 6 generously). If you've got a history of first dates and very few seconds; If you can guarantee you'll get the seat to yourself on the train. Chin up, champ. This one's for you
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with your unlovable characters; State any prefs like gen, shippy or nsfw. Link your permissions pgs. Tell us a bit about what makes your muse a tough sell.
Comment to comfort someone the world finds difficult to love and be the real heroes in this meme.

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He tucks his leg back under the table and turns his attention back to his drink.
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"M'afraid I can't say mine heal any faster or any better than us normal folk, but this one recovered pretty well for what it's worth." And her attention is back on him. Because, of course it is. "But I like yours better - the stories behind them. They give you... Character. Charm. Folk like me finds that quite valiant."
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"Nothing valiant about it. Just doing my job."
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"You keep people safe," she points out, sort of dangling her mug in his direction, a substitute for wiggling her finger at him. "Not sure how that works in a lot of people's heads, but I find that virtuous."
She offers a small smile - not yet tipsy, but a little less inhibited. "Forgive me, but this is the only time I can sing your praises. 'M not a genius like master Dandelion. And I'd rather you heard it yourself."
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In fact, the only song Dandelion has composed about Eskel is one of sorrow and shame.
"But I suppose you bards can't help it. Romantics, all of you."
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Not that she puts too much work into it. Music generally comes second to her except when the witcher is around, apparently.
"I can't help it if you're just too damned compelling for your own good, witcher. This one is on you."
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Cursed princesses though, that he and his brother have in common. He drains his mug and refills it. He reminds himself not to get too drunk in a lady's company, lest she really begin to think less of him.
"My work is mostly a grind of blood and shit. Sometimes I stumble across something interesting, but most of the time it's no different than plowing a field, to me."
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"To you, precisely. To me, it is a whole different world. I handle beasts you can kill with a bow, an arrow, or a well-placed trap. But it is someone like you who makes sure I can do that without being devoured by something larger and deadlier." For a brief moment it looks as if she's about to stand, but she ends up just sitting up straighter. Perhaps the alcohol is finally rearing its head.
"I don't talk to you in hopes of digging out a White Wolf of my own, or to hear about him at all. Master Dandelion's got all that figured out, doesn't he? Why, I just like to hear you. Your life. Your heart and soul." Her eyes are fixed on his, a look all too similar to the one she'd offered when asking to hear another one of his stories. "Is that such a terrible notion?"
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He won't give her anything too intimate. She doesn't want to hear it anyway, nobody wants to hear how witchers are raised. But he can give her more stories of daring adventure if that's what she wants.
His medallion jingles as he shrugs out of his vest and then unlaces his shirt a little ways so he can expose the muscle between his shoulder and neck, a large ring of white scarring that's clearly some kind of bite mark.
"How about this one?"
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She is no child, nor is she frightened. She doesn't pity him, either, no - that feels too callous. But it would be a lie to say something deep down doesn't ache upon seeing him now in what is probably the most vulnerable he will allow himself to be.
She watches him silently, attentive to each of his movements until her eyes rest on the exposed skin. She hums quietly, conceding, then pushes her own shirt a little sideways around her shoulder to reveal the rest of the burn mark. It looks a little uglier around the joint and spreads down. There are a couple of cuts over it - or under; it's hard to tell which came first.
"Tell me yours, and I shall tell you mine."
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“I…” She frowned. Right. A promise there’d been - one tale for another. “I was hired to find a dragon. I don’t remember much about what happened, just that we found something and then there was plenty of fire. A… A man named Hadvar got me out of there injured but alive. Most others didn’t make it.”
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His eyes, glowing bright in the dark of the room, trace the scar and then up to her face as she tells her story.
"Probably wasn't a dragon." He points out, likely unhelpfully. "But if it was, the people who hired you were real fuckin' irresponsible sending you after it. I'm sorry you lost your friends to their carelessness."
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Right, what were they doing? Drinking. She peers into her tankard and sort of flips it sideways, noting that it is once again empty. Huh.
"Either way, I was irresponsible too and- oh, this though," she presses her hand to her cheek, tracing a scar far smaller than his own that runs across her lip, before waving her hand a little. "Knife fight. I was young and stupid and thought I had the world at my feet.
"I'd show you the rest, but that would be rather unladylike of me."
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He tries not to think about what other scars she might show him, or that she might have to take her clothes off to do it. Nope, going to drown any of those thoughts at the bottom of this mug of beer.
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Her attention is back on him and there’s that smile of hers; a little more than tipsy this time. There’s that attentive gaze, too. She doesn’t say anything this time, though; she’s content just observing him, thinking.
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She's staring again and he blinks at her.
"You...wanna pick another scar?" He offers, slowly. Feeling like he needs to keep her occupied when he can see the wheels turning in her head like that.
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“I was just wondering how much booze I can keep up with you on,” she admits. “If I could ask about one more, well…”
For the first time, she looks away; there’s that gut feeling again and this time the uncertainty is clear in her expresssion. “Your face.”
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"Not that one." He says, very quietly. Not a low, threatening tone but one of shame.
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"I'm sorry," she speaks just as quietly, glancing into her mug as she does. The expression of uncertainty doesn't leave her and she finds it harder to look at him in the eye. "I've asked enough of you for one night. Please, feel free to stay. I'll play another song for you if you'd prefer."
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( Melitele help me. Her face must be turning as red as his jacket. )
"What happened to not wanting to seem ungentlemanly? Not- not that you do." She half-chuckles, half-scoffs at herself. "Just asking."
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He's mostly just glad to have distracted her. Hopefully both from her curiosity and the sting of his refusing to indulge it.
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Oh, he has distracted her alright. She's praying to every divine she can think of that her mind doesn't wander too much.
"Fair enough. Wasn't expecting you to be this bold is all." Bold? She ought to slap her own forehead for that. Instead, she tries to respectfully go through each mark, though with the poor lighting this makes it so she has to inch closer to do so, until she sets her eyes on a smaller one on his upper abdomen, a little to the side. It's quite nondescript compared to that nastier bite mark, she thinks. "This," she traces it with two fingers, pointing out which one. "Looks old. How'd you get it?"
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"I'm surprised it's still there." He says. "That is from a spill I took before my changes." He twists little to look at it, to remind himself. "We train using these big machines. I got hit with...the windmill, I think. Which has these big arms on it that turn around q center post. Supposed to teach you how to dodge. Anyway, one of the arms was busted and when it hit me it uh...skewered me, kinda. Even after the old man stitched me up, I swear I was still pulling splinters out of my belly for weeks.
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"he's a 1 but he teases like a 10"
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