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Do you think people are too sensitive? Or that Superman isn't so super? Think cats aren't cute? The Beatles are overrated? Love pineapple on pizza? Maybe you just don't like chips rly. Even the best of us have some controversial opinions. Let people know what a monster you are.

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with your characters’ unpopular and/or controversial opinion. Or share few of them at once. In person or via text. Prepare for disagreement.

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to tell them why they're wrong, validate a kindred spirit, or just troll them for caring about such a silly-ass thing in the first place.

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I mean... In my experience, they're pretty fragile. After you see a few dozen of them die it gets harder to get attached.

Perhaps it depends on the person. Although I admit, I have an unfair advantage in that area. Seeing as I can visit Heaven at will. And... potentially revive the dead, in extreme cases.

Oh, well in that case, go nuts. They're kind of boring in bed compared to nonhumans but that's a personal preference thing.

Do you really think so? They have quite the creative streak, I've always thought.

My kind really wasn't meant to have sex, but I think interacting with humans does something to us.

I mean, it's definitely not for lack of trying? I just think the plethora of other shapes available are more interesting than limiting yourself to just one.

... What exactly are you having sex with?

Are you sure you want to know? It's a long list.

I just wanna know what you mean when you say... "other shapes". The majority of the nonhuman species I'm familiar with are still humanoid. And the ones that aren't...

Well, they would just as soon eat you as engage in intercourse. [ he presses his lips together and tilts his head, like he's conceding to something. ] Actually, they would be much more likely to eat you.

Edited (wording) 2022-09-01 02:24 (UTC)

Well, obviously you can't just sleep with anything, they have to be intelligent enough to consent or else that's super morally gross. And you have to work up to these things even so. But let me think, off the top of my head...

[She starts counting on her fingers.] A tentacled alien, a winged snake monster, a fairy hive mind, a giant spider, a giant wolf, a slime monster, a few others I'm not sure how to describe succinctly... and that's not including anyone I've met here.

[Bakerstreet, of course, is a wild place all on its own.]

That's... impressive. [ is impressive the appropriate word to use here? he has no idea. ] You do this often.

When it comes to shape and appearance, angels are probably the most unique in my personal experience. But any mortal that touched the true form of an angel would be immediately obliterated, so it's a moot point.

Thank you! [She's taking it as a compliment, even if it really shouldn't be one.]

Dying's not my idea of a good time, personally. I could introduce you to some friends who might not be as impressive as angels, but they're pretty different from humans for sure.

You're welcome.

Wh— what are they like?

Let's see... Fragment of the Universe is the tentacled alien I was mentioned before. They're a sweetheart, really - they came down here to share knowledge about the nature of the world with humans. ...It's a shame our mortal brains can't really handle it, but that's not their fault.

Hmm. I might like to speak with them.

[ yes, because that's the pertinent topic here. ]

Let me see if they're available.

[Ducks into who-knows-where for a few minutes, and returns with... definitely not a humanoid.]

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