unpopular opinions

Do you think people are too sensitive? Or that Superman isn't so super? Think cats aren't cute? The Beatles are overrated? Love pineapple on pizza? Maybe you just don't like chips rly. Even the best of us have some controversial opinions. Let people know what a monster you are.

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to tell them why they're wrong, validate a kindred spirit, or just troll them for caring about such a silly-ass thing in the first place.

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who hurt you?

I like licorice flavor.

So are you a professional thief of joy or is sad and old a hobby for you?

I like sambuca.

This changes nothing!

There's no such thing as a "superior" jellybean. They're all inferior, by their nature.

Says someone who really has had all the joy sucked out of their life. If you say you're on team gummy bear, I might have to throw down.

There's nothing joyful about chewing on sugary wax. Especially if it's licorice flavored. I'm team actual food.

Actual food is for people that can afford it.

Listen, give me any kind of chocolate. Swedish fish. Ramen. I'd take almost anything over jellybeans.

More jellybeans for me then, buddy.

Why the black ones?

I like licorice flavor. The fake kind. Not that salty root taste that makes you think you're sucking some navy guy's belt along with his dick. Artificial licorice in black jellybeans and sambuca are great.

[Because that was a totally normal way to describe real licorice.]

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