unpopular opinions

Do you think people are too sensitive? Or that Superman isn't so super? Think cats aren't cute? The Beatles are overrated? Love pineapple on pizza? Maybe you just don't like chips rly. Even the best of us have some controversial opinions. Let people know what a monster you are.

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with your characters’ unpopular and/or controversial opinion. Or share few of them at once. In person or via text. Prepare for disagreement.

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to tell them why they're wrong, validate a kindred spirit, or just troll them for caring about such a silly-ass thing in the first place.

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[ A switchblade, o-kay? At most, he anticipated a glint of steel, the courage behind mouthy Short Dudes Everywhere ^TM; periphery trained on those hands for the predictable, underhanded motion except(?) the nutcase flings himself skyward-- ]

Wha--mhhn. [ Knees buckling, Mo stumbles wildly on impact and nearly timbers, flailing hands zeroing out his balance through sheer persistence. A flush washes down his neck, shock smothered by a fiery disgust when he grabs at those thighs to dislodge the leech, or bodyslam, whatever it takes to break his jaw. Too abruptly the weight vanishes. Shoulders forward-set and off-center, his palms fall upon into the bicycle rack and he glares at his clenched fingers, embarrassed. Swinging back around, he makes a show of wiping his mouth and hocks one out upon the sidewalk, an artificial swagger once he steps forth. ] Pervert. Oii, what are you, a circus performer??

[ Accusation, and question. Because this isn't an anime. Guys don't fight like that out here! ...not that circuses tour the area willy-nilly, but he's at a loss for jobs that involve acrobatics. ]

Haha! [He laughs at the over-the-top display of disgust.] Are you sure I'm the only pervert here~?

[Perhaps he doth protest too much! Or Alec is just a maniac who assumes everyone likes sex as much as he does. Regardless, he replies-] Don't be silly~... Of course I'm not!

I'm just an assassin, is all. [He says this casually, in the same tone that someone would mention working at Denny's.] What about you?

Big oafs like you are usually just regular thugs, right? Not that that's a bad thing. I actually like your type, since you're so easy to understand!

[ Won't even dignify that! ]

Just shut up.

[ ...A tumbleweed may spontaneously materialize for how underwhelming his reaction, stare cool, awaiting the punchline or a clarification. Er, stunt double? Maybe? The little shit isn't butt-ugly, so he could pass in the movie industry, may also justify the cocky eccentricity and clownish get-up. If he's waiting for Mo to freak, he'll be waiting a while since he isn't especially invested in the creepy stranger.

Even intended as an insult, said thug simply scoffs and scratches the back of his neck as his gaze wanders to the work-vest. How did he get tangled so easily in street drama? This is precisely how he lost nearly every one of his jobs historically, somehow tripping back into old habits and ultimately shooting himself in the foot. ]

Not really. [ Not anymore. He finger-hooks the vest hem and slings it over his shoulder as he shrugs his disinterest, jaw gritting against the elastic urge to snap back. Sucks down and holds his breath, releasing the tension when he exhales. ] I'm nothing, just a guy on break wasting my time. You win; I can't beat an 'assassin'.

[ Is his tone dripping with enough mockery or--? ]

FYI. Don't ask questions if you already decided the answer.

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