make amends

[insertusername]

make amends

Remember that terrible shit you did? Time to make it right. Ish.

Top Level with the start of your apology(ies). Public or private. In person or over txt.

Well That Was Awkward ↦ Maybe you’re nervous. Awe struck. Tongue tied. Just a little socially awkward. Whatever. This is going to be bumpy.
Total Catastrophe ↦ You fucked up so hard with this one there might not be any coming back from it.
Not Again ↦ You know this wasn’t the first time. This is kind of your MO.
Sorry Not Sorry ↦ Maybe you’re prideful. Maybe you really aren’t to blame. Either way, this only debatably qualifies as an apology at all.
Wildcard ↦ You know what you did.

Comment to see where their sorry song goes. Maybe it’s an apology you didn’t know you had coming, maybe it’s long overdue, completely unnecessary or anything else. Whether or not you’re feeling forgiving is up to you.

Comments

'a jar with a mouth' lmao

[sweetestheart]

...I'm not sure that's how that works, Hank. Just a feeling.

I thought you might say that - the jar business model has yet to fail ever in recorded history. It's literally flawless.

he... was so confused, only bc I read that wrong first :( hank is drunk, I have no excuse

[heavymetalgears]

What doesn't work what way?

So, let me get this straight... I'm standing on the corner, with my jar, insulting Gavin and people tip me?

lmao you're good, it made me laugh!

[sweetestheart]

'Whatever you do is considered a service to the public' - I don't think that's how that works, but I could be wrong of course.

No- no, you put a dollar in the jar every time you insult him. Like a swear jar? Do you not have those there??

[heavymetalgears]

The fuck do I got to pay myself to do something for free every day???




And it does work that way, you haven't seen my services.

[sweetestheart]

I mean, you could murder him, sure - I was thinking more if you wanted to hire someone to commit the Gavinicide on your behalf, who'd dispose of the body and everything-

....Although actually, now that I'm thinking about it, it might actually be a worthy public service to just do it yourself..............okay I think I've just talked myself out of the jar idea, ignore me.


No, no I have not. Dare I ask for details?

[heavymetalgears]

I mean, so.. we're talking about a gofundme to hire a hitman for Gavin... except I'm out on the corner taking cash for it.

Aside from the present conversation, what more do you need to see?

[sweetestheart]

..Basically, yes. Yes I am.

Well that depends; is the present conversation the only service you provide? The public must know! They demand answers!

[heavymetalgears]

I'm getting a sinking suspicion that I'm being used here so you can avoid your lines.

[sweetestheart]

sshh, if you don't acknowledge it, I don't need to lie.

[heavymetalgears]

Okay, you are a vixen, taking advantage of a drunk old man.

[sweetestheart]

I don't hear the drunk old man complaining

[heavymetalgears]

Oh, he's definitely not complaining. Use me all you like.

[sweetestheart]

Excellent answer.

At least now I'll have someone to blame when I'm not off script and the director gets mad.

'It's not my fault, I was distracted by an inebriated public servant!'

[heavymetalgears]

Good to know I'm a lot more interpersonal than a broom with a hat, go ahead and bury me when the day comes I'm second to that.

[sweetestheart]

Why would I do that when I could just buy you a better hat than the broom?

[heavymetalgears]

Well, fuck. That's a great solution.

[sweetestheart]

If that was sarcasm, you should know I have wonderful taste in mens hats.

[heavymetalgears]

Oh, no, it was sincere. So, what would you put on my head?

[sweetestheart]

You can't go wrong with a proper trilby, in my very correct and accurate opinion. You'd look great in one of those.

Just get a trench coat too and a greyscale backdrop and you'd have 'crime noir' written all over you.

[heavymetalgears]

I was reading you way before you mentioned noir.

So, you got a certain aesthetic that you like to see your local lawmen in?

[sweetestheart]

I mean, the police aren't my usual go-to when it comes to men in uniform, aesthetically speaking. However, I do have a soft spot for the 'classic detective' look. Who doesn't?

( Plus, the ladies in those movies get the most beautiful dresses and hairdo's - even if hers would never last styled like that, she can still dream! )

[heavymetalgears]

Well, okay, so police uniforms aren't distracting enough ... unless it's a noir sort of fashion.

What sort of uniforms you like to see? Hot dog on a stick uniforms?

1/2

[sweetestheart]

.....What on Earth is a Hot dog on a stick.

2/2

[sweetestheart]

( One google search later; )

...What

Why.

I mean I know why, because America, but. Why is that...even a thing anyone would want to eat...

Uniform's great though, 10/10. Yep. Doesn't have quite the same effect as, say, a fireman's get up, but it's close. 100%.

[heavymetalgears]

( He fucking knew it.... Fireman's get up. Jesus Christ. )

Well, America yes... also, what the fuck does an Irish fireman even look like?

Right. I'm not surprised.