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it's tea time. Spread some secrets and rumours and embarrassing stories about other characters. True or completely fabricated, get to the hot goss and see who it brings out of the wood work.

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with some gossip about another character. Share all the juicy details in person or via text. Say it openly or name the canon in the subject line and say it anonymously.

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if it’s you they’re spilling tea about. If you just wanna dish about someone you know. If you’re feeling protective of a friend. Or any other reason you’ve got.

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Wow. Rude.

Correct, of course. But still.

Rude but correct, the story of my life.

But humans do seem to forget that Odin is the one that cast that spell on Mjolnir. It's hardly without bias, though I think you can I both agree that its standards for worthiness are solid. Norns know I'll never be able to lift the thing.

Well. You probably could now that it's in pieces. The enchantment broke when it did.

Although if it hadn't, that would have made for a far more effective anti-theft measure for displaying the shards.

Don't go getting my hopes up. It'd be just my luck that I'd try and it would give me a splinter out of sheer spite.

...what did you do to Mjolnir when I wasn't looking that would make it that upset with you?

Nothing! It never liked me, even before Odin enchanted it. Sentient artifacts are just finicky, that's all.

Perhaps it's all the times you stabbed me.

I only stabbed you gently.

I know that, but do you suppose Mjolnir didn't?

[Thor, you are too forgiving to your brother.]

Too late to ask it, I suppose. I'm still a better sibling than Hela.

[It's his biggest flaw, so sue him.]

Was that even in question? It's not really a fair contest.

Arguably I've stabbed you more times than she did, just not as viciously.

[And where would Loki be without Thor's character flaws? Bored and lonely, probably.]

Nor all at once. But I always left with all my body parts, minus a little blood, so that puts you ahead.

Well. Fair enough.

I've decided not to try injuring you any more, either, so that's a bonus, I'm sure.

And for that, you have my gratitude.

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