are your ears burning?

it's tea time. Spread some secrets and rumours and embarrassing stories about other characters. True or completely fabricated, get to the hot goss and see who it brings out of the wood work.

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with some gossip about another character. Share all the juicy details in person or via text. Say it openly or name the canon in the subject line and say it anonymously.

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if it’s you they’re spilling tea about. If you just wanna dish about someone you know. If you’re feeling protective of a friend. Or any other reason you’ve got.

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Kaeya is hot for Albedo.

Poe Dameron has a droid kink.
And always leaves the refresher's lid up.

I believe in equality of the sexes. There's a fifty percent chance that a guy will use the refresher after me, so why put it down?

Basic good manners?

Poe Dameron is General Organa's boy toy and that's the real reason why he made it to the Commander position.

Why is that considered good manners?

Because some people were not raised by defective droids.

Perhaps that is the reason behind your weird kink.

Take that back. Don't you dare say such slanderous things about General Organa!

Nope. That's not an argument. That's just an attempt at an insult.

What is actually insulting is the things you do to that ridiculous droid of yours.

I bet you'd do the same to that horrid X-Wing if the size was not such an inconvenience.

That is the way of The Resistance. The whole Galaxy knows.

Oh trust me, bud, size is not an issue for me.

You are truly some disgusting rebel scum.

Also, your breath stinks.

How would you know what my breath smells like? Are you one of my exes? Oh, did we hook up on Kachirho beach a couple of years back? That night was so special to me, your ass was so tight...

everyone wants to touch Poe's booty

the thing loki is most jealous of? thor's beautiful luxurious locks

This is First Order propaganda, that's what this is. No one that counts will believe it.

No, we're not exes! However, maybe I am your Sugar General. Is her ass tight too or does she take yours?

Hell yes they do, friend!

They're facts. Or are you saying yoru dear General is not desirable? Everyone wants a piece of that since those holovideos from Jabba's palace were leaked.

Poe Dameron has the most lustrous hair in the galaxy. Touching it the closest to touching clouds.

Spider-Man is a poor man's Iron Man.

... What holovideos...?

All true. Who are you and do you want me to take you to kiss the sky?

Yeah, well, not everyone's got Mr. Stark's money?

And like, whoever wrote this, you say that like it's a bad thing.

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