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are your ears burning?

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it's tea time. Spread some secrets and rumours and embarrassing stories about other characters. True or completely fabricated, get to the hot goss and see who it brings out of the wood work.

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with some gossip about another character. Share all the juicy details in person or via text. Say it openly or name the canon in the subject line and say it anonymously.

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if it’s you they’re spilling tea about. If you just wanna dish about someone you know. If you’re feeling protective of a friend. Or any other reason you’ve got.

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Poe Dameron has a droid kink.
And always leaves the refresher's lid up.

I believe in equality of the sexes. There's a fifty percent chance that a guy will use the refresher after me, so why put it down?

Basic good manners?

Why is that considered good manners?

Because some people were not raised by defective droids.

Perhaps that is the reason behind your weird kink.

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Poe Dameron is General Organa's boy toy and that's the real reason why he made it to the Commander position.

Take that back. Don't you dare say such slanderous things about General Organa!

That is the way of The Resistance. The whole Galaxy knows.

This is First Order propaganda, that's what this is. No one that counts will believe it.

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everyone wants to touch Poe's booty

Hell yes they do, friend!

Poe Dameron has the most lustrous hair in the galaxy. Touching it the closest to touching clouds.

All true. Who are you and do you want me to take you to kiss the sky?

Can't say but I so wish you would.

I wish you could say. ...Have you touched my hair before, or are you imagining it?

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Luke Skywalker is a total twink.

I'm not sure if I want Threepio to translate this.

As his father, no you probably don't. But the apple didn't far from the tree in this case.

The Anakin I knew ~~and loved~~ was most certainly a twink.

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Lately, not so much. Lately he's gone the way of Obi Wan Kenobi. Only more crazy and pervy.

Wait, but wasn't Master Kenobi one of the greatest Jedi of legend? What'd you mean more crazy and pervy? Should I worry about this?

Obi Wan kinda let himself go a bit when he became a hermit. But at least he drank his blue milk from a cup.

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Jar Jar Binks was a Sith Lord.

Preposterous.

Who insisted on giving the chancellor those emergency executive powers?

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