are your ears burning?

it's tea time. Spread some secrets and rumours and embarrassing stories about other characters. True or completely fabricated, get to the hot goss and see who it brings out of the wood work.

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with some gossip about another character. Share all the juicy details in person or via text. Say it openly or name the canon in the subject line and say it anonymously.

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if it’s you they’re spilling tea about. If you just wanna dish about someone you know. If you’re feeling protective of a friend. Or any other reason you’ve got.

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I believe in equality of the sexes. There's a fifty percent chance that a guy will use the refresher after me, so why put it down?

Basic good manners?

Why is that considered good manners?

Because some people were not raised by defective droids.

Perhaps that is the reason behind your weird kink.

Nope. That's not an argument. That's just an attempt at an insult.

What is actually insulting is the things you do to that ridiculous droid of yours.

I bet you'd do the same to that horrid X-Wing if the size was not such an inconvenience.

Oh trust me, bud, size is not an issue for me.

You are truly some disgusting rebel scum.

Also, your breath stinks.

How would you know what my breath smells like? Are you one of my exes? Oh, did we hook up on Kachirho beach a couple of years back? That night was so special to me, your ass was so tight...

No, we're not exes! However, maybe I am your Sugar General. Is her ass tight too or does she take yours?

Don't you know the answer to that question already?

All this over a refresher seat? What, did you fall in and get your balls wet or something?

Maybe I don't have balls. Why do you keep assumpting I am a man? Is that it? You're into droids, males and Generals?

Do you have balls? Cojones? Sweet, sweet rocks to get off?

All of the above. You got me. And more. What's the problem with that?

You are disgusting.

I don't have a problem. Does your owner have one or does she keep the leash tight?

And I think you love it.

No one owns Poe Dameron.

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