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it's tea time. Spread some secrets and rumours and embarrassing stories about other characters. True or completely fabricated, get to the hot goss and see who it brings out of the wood work.

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with some gossip about another character. Share all the juicy details in person or via text. Say it openly or name the canon in the subject line and say it anonymously.

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if it’s you they’re spilling tea about. If you just wanna dish about someone you know. If you’re feeling protective of a friend. Or any other reason you’ve got.

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There was one woman who constantly wore what looked like a basket on her head--no, not even a basket, more like one of those sink-strainers that Midgardians put their dishes in to dry. I dropped an empty wine glass into it once when she wasn't looking. The Grandmaster laughed so hard I thought he was going to pull a muscle.

An empty one? I'm surprised you didn't pour a soup through it.

There wasn't much soup at those parties. Liquor, sweets, drugs, and En Dwi Gast's weird synthesizer music.

That sounds horribly dull. No wonder you had to resort to pranking fellow partygoers.

Well a lot of them devolved into orgies, as well, but you really don't want the details there.

[No one wants to think of one's little brother in that context, he's sure!]

I admit, the catering could have used some work. Nothing there was going to compare to an Asgardian feast, but you'd think they could have managed a decent pizza party.

You had to put that in my head.

At least down in the gladiator pits, they fed us actual food. It wasn't good but that's besides the point.

One can only discuss Sakaar for so long without discussing either orgies, or gladiators, or both.

This is making me hungry, oddly enough. Let's go get burgers.

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