aita?

[insertusername]

am i the asshole?

Life isn’t always black and white. Sometimes it’s hard to tell who’s really at fault, and no one wants to believe they’re the bad guy. Sometimes you need an outside opinion. Or several.

Tell your side of the story and crowdsource an honest answer to the age old question; Am I The Asshole?

Top Level

with your character explaining a situation where they might have been the asshole.

Comment

with your hot takes. Anon or IC.

Comments

[the_mighty_monarch]

Something you'd know all about, dick.

And it's called a personal touch, genius. Some of us have an appreciation for social skills beyond just being desperate on a dating site.

[rust4life]

You can't be serious. Well, I have no doubt you're great at attracting the kind of crazy you're after.

Why are you hustling for The Guild so pathetically hard, anyway? Are you clowns hemorrhaging goons that badly or something?

[the_mighty_monarch]

Because my wife asked me nicely and you don't say no to that?

New day, new guild, and all that bullshit. Lotta talent out there to be picked up, or whatever.

[rust4life]

Oh, well, that's... Fair enough, I suppose. What baby wants, baby gets...!

I thought you were done with this kinda crap, though? At least maybe change your approach a bit you don't look like you're so hard up for fresh fish. And as flattering as it is to get a name-drop, you can leave me out of your headhunting endeavors.

[the_mighty_monarch]

Ugh. God, you make a simple favor sound so...ugh. Like a 70s lounge lizard who the venereal diseases somehow didn't kill.

[He does try to stifle a laugh on the last.]

Oh, yeah, yeah, we'll cross you out of the brochure. It'll be a real hard move, but gotta do what we have to.