aita?

[insertusername]

am i the asshole?

Life isn’t always black and white. Sometimes it’s hard to tell who’s really at fault, and no one wants to believe they’re the bad guy. Sometimes you need an outside opinion. Or several.

Tell your side of the story and crowdsource an honest answer to the age old question; Am I The Asshole?

Top Level

with your character explaining a situation where they might have been the asshole.

Comment

with your hot takes. Anon or IC.

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[the_mighty_monarch]

Yep! And it's goddamn great, lemme tell ya.

[He starts listing things on his fingers.]

Get to wear a kick-ass crown, lots of time to evilly plot, these wings work because my wife is a [CENSORED] genius...it's a damn good life.

Oh, and I get to piss in the punchbowl of the biggest jackass you've ever met, so.

[justkind]

[ You know what, a lot of this is fair. However!! ]

You realise you can wear a crown regardless.

Your wife approves of the vendetta, then? Doesn't think you could fly around for anything more productive?

[the_mighty_monarch]

Look, you wear a crown around outside of my job, people look at you funny.

And are you kidding me? She used to be my Number Two! Then we were partners in the game and, now? She runs the entire idiot circus upstairs.

[justkind]

The trick there is not caring.

Ah, the sort of Number Two who's actually more clever than you are. [ There isn't a hint of actual mockery in his voice; his grin is downright conspiratorial. ]

[the_mighty_monarch]

Y'know, I used to be weird about that? But mainly the 'promoted past me' part - but whatever, that's the past and all - and I got no problem admitting she's waaaay smarter than me at a whole bunch of stuff.