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would you rather. but sexy

You know how the game works. Now do it with dirty questions. Give us your strangest, or funniest, or sexiest, or stupidest, risqué-est “would you rather…” questions and see what kind of sexy things you learn about someone.

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I already got a habit of the first one so. [Shrug.]

How horrible are we talking? Let's make it a serial killer.

... Horrible-er.

Maybe having sex with this person is a bad idea.

People. Plural. Like I said. It's a habit.

This is normally against my policy, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to kinkshame you.

Rude.

It's not a fetish. I just keep some questionable company.

Wait.

Are you a serial killer?

[He winces thoughtfully and heaves a long suffering sigh.]

That... would really depend on who you ask.

Maybe you are a pretty good fit for each other.

Birds of a feather and all that, eh?

I've had a good time with some pretty terrible people. But I wouldn't begin to say I'm more forgivable than any of'em.

Yer on an awful high horse about it though. What's you answer?

Level of horrible pending, I think I'd pick the horrible person if I didn't have to talk to them. Serial killer is off the table, mainly because that sounds like a great way to get serial killed.

Fair 'nuff. Probably not healthy to chase tail at the expense of your life like some kinda praying mantis.

So what's your upper limit on horrible? Cheater? Bank robber? Lawyer?

I'd definitely sleep with a bank robber. Lawyer, depends on how scummy.

Defence attorney. Makes his money helpin' murderers walk. Or. Corporate lawyer. Keeps the fossil fuel industry out of legal hot water.

I think I'd sleep with the defense attorney if the sex was REALLY incredible, but I draw the line at corporate scumbags. I do have standards.

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