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would you rather. but sexy

You know how the game works. Now do it with dirty questions. Give us your strangest, or funniest, or sexiest, or stupidest, risqué-est “would you rather…” questions and see what kind of sexy things you learn about someone.

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Would you rather...
love someone you could never touch.
Or out live everyone who ever loved you.

[Ouch, way to smash his buttons...]

I already have plenty of experience with outliving everyone who's ever loved me. But I suppose I would prefer that over the first one, because I'd only outlive the person I loved but could never touch anyway. If I do have to outlive everyone...I'd rather be able to touch them, if only for a short time.

Would you rather have amazing sex with a horrible person or terrible sex with your celebrity crush?

Exhibitionism or voyeurism, which would you rather commit?

Oh, amazing sex with a terrible person, easy. Terrible sex is terrible sex, and it'd just ruin my crush in this case, too!

What if you have to pretend to respect them for a day to get it?

[Sad-sack Larry here has no shortage of personal experience to draw on too.]

Yeah. You're right. At least you'd get some time with them.

Voyeurism. Definitely. Too much attention always made me nervous.

I already got a habit of the first one so. [Shrug.]

How horrible are we talking? Let's make it a serial killer.

... Horrible-er.

Maybe having sex with this person is a bad idea.

People. Plural. Like I said. It's a habit.

This is normally against my policy, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to kinkshame you.

Rude.

It's not a fetish. I just keep some questionable company.

Wait.

Are you a serial killer?

Eh, that's no biggie. If I knew for sure the dick or pussy was really that bomb, I could absolutely swing it.

I'd say exhibitionism, personally, and for similar reasons--that nervousness, those butterflies in the stomach, are very much part of the thrill. That, and it's so hard to merely watch without getting the urge to join in...

[He winces thoughtfully and heaves a long suffering sigh.]

That... would really depend on who you ask.

The former.

[That answer came quickly.]

I already do the latter so I suppose the choice is made for me.

As a princess I have many eyes on me already, so exhibition cannot be an option. But at the same time...

The former. Without a doubt. I already don't, as a rule. Safer that way.

Would you rather have a sixth sense for knowing when anyone around you's hot and bothered, or have everybody know about that filthy shit you fantasize about?

Really? Why?

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