would you rather. but sexy

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would you rather. but sexy

You know how the game works. Now do it with dirty questions. Give us your strangest, or funniest, or sexiest, or stupidest, risqué-est “would you rather…” questions and see what kind of sexy things you learn about someone.

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Larry Trainor / Negative Man | Doom Patrol

[horticulturalist]

Would you rather...
love someone you could never touch.
Or out live everyone who ever loved you.

[unluckyagent]

[Ouch, way to smash his buttons...]

I already have plenty of experience with outliving everyone who's ever loved me. But I suppose I would prefer that over the first one, because I'd only outlive the person I loved but could never touch anyway. If I do have to outlive everyone...I'd rather be able to touch them, if only for a short time.

[horticulturalist]

[Sad-sack Larry here has no shortage of personal experience to draw on too.]

Yeah. You're right. At least you'd get some time with them.

[daughterofthemark]

The former.

[That answer came quickly.]

[horticulturalist]

Really? Why?

[daughterofthemark]

I know someone in the latter position.

[horticulturalist]

Oh. Yeah. Me too.

I'd still take out-live people over the other one.

[kimshin]

I already do the latter so I suppose the choice is made for me.

[horticulturalist]

[He siiiighs.]

I don't suppose it does any good to know you're not alone, huh?

[kimshin]

Not particularly. I wouldn't wish this sort of agony on anyone.

At least we may touch them, before they leave us.

[horticulturalist]

you're a bigger man than I.

No... no. I don't get that one either.

[kimshin]

The worst of both worlds for you then?

How does something like that come about?

[toomuchofmyself]

The former. Without a doubt. I already don't, as a rule. Safer that way.

[horticulturalist]

Wow. That's pretty decisive.

Wait a minute, this is a choice? You chose that? Why?

[toomuchofmyself]

Well, for one thing, I tend to fall for people well out of my league, as they say. To not approach them is to spare my heart from their inevitable rejections.

And, um. There are other reasons. Social, mostly. It is better for a man to remain a bachelor than...other things.

[horticulturalist]

Hm. I get that. But I can't help think... at least that would feel like closure you know? To know you could maybe have someone if you just tried. Isn't that better than just. Being stuck knowing there's nothing you can do?

A bachelor huh?
Yeah. I should have stayed a bachelor too.

[toomuchofmyself]

You sound like my friend. [A nervous, pained laugh.] He thinks I'm not living life because I do not live it as he does. Even if I wanted to, I don't know if...if anyone would have me, at my age, and with such a nervous, restrained temperament.

[He looks to be forty at most but when younger men are the fashion one feels old rather quickly.]

You are married? [That doesn't quite click with Basil entirely but he does nod sympathetically.] Lots of men find themselves in marriages but pining after others, I cannot judge you. Honestly, I think some men expect that they will have one life at home and another outside of it. I am a poor liar and it seems cruel to marry someone one cannot love.

[bubble_gum]

I watched my dad lose my mom and saw what it did to him, I don't think I could go through that over and over.

And someone you could never touch is like a technicality right? I mean... there are ways of working around that.

[horticulturalist]

I'm sorry.

Are there? Like what?

[bubble_gum]

Me too, but thanks.

Umm ok, well gloves, condoms, dental damns, liquid latex, actual latex, bodysuits, vacuum beds... you're kind of forcing me to admit I've watched way too much late-night Skin-a-max.

[horticulturalist]

Oh. I see. Yeah. I guess, depending on why you can't touch someone. There might be some... work arounds.

What's a vacuum bed?

[sadsheriff]

The first one...heh, I'm almost already living it anyway.

[horticulturalist]

Yeah? Hey, no-touch-twins!

Sorry, that was in bad taste.

[trivialization]

Pining leaves room for hopes, however deluded. Loss is inevitable.

[thatevenloversdrown]

Do you always ask people questions with obvious answers?