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would you rather. but sexy

You know how the game works. Now do it with dirty questions. Give us your strangest, or funniest, or sexiest, or stupidest, risqué-est “would you rather…” questions and see what kind of sexy things you learn about someone.

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I watched my dad lose my mom and saw what it did to him, I don't think I could go through that over and over.

And someone you could never touch is like a technicality right? I mean... there are ways of working around that.

I'm sorry.

Are there? Like what?

Me too, but thanks.

Umm ok, well gloves, condoms, dental damns, liquid latex, actual latex, bodysuits, vacuum beds... you're kind of forcing me to admit I've watched way too much late-night Skin-a-max.

Oh. I see. Yeah. I guess, depending on why you can't touch someone. There might be some... work arounds.

What's a vacuum bed?

It's oh man, it's kinky.

Like a bed with all these holes in it and a person lays down on it and they have a breathing mask with a hose but the rest of them gets covered in like a latex sheet that gets vacuum pulled tight over their body. Like how they package stuff at the store. And some people get off like that.

Not me, but some people.

That's... wow. [Sometimes Larry is way too sheltered for his age.]

Wouldn't you be completely. You know. Incapacitated? Or is that... Oh. That's part of it, isn't it. Ok. Well. What about the feeling? What do you even feel through a second skin made of latex?

I guess that's the kink yeah. And it's really thin latex so it'd be like dull but you'd feel heat and pressure?

Closest I could guess was I had this one dress my dad hated that was super tight and made of that sort of material and yeah, I could tell if someone touched me.

Hm. That could be all right.
Knowing my luck, I'd probably need one in lead.

You, like, radioactive or something?

Got it in one.

No offense, but that really sucks.

Yeah. I've noticed. Thanks.

So I'm guessing by the question that you have someone you care about and because of your, uh, glow worm issue sex is off the table.

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