would you rather. but sexy

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would you rather. but sexy

You know how the game works. Now do it with dirty questions. Give us your strangest, or funniest, or sexiest, or stupidest, risqué-est “would you rather…” questions and see what kind of sexy things you learn about someone.

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with a sexy would you rather question. There are lists to give you ideas if you want.

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Larry Trainor / Negative Man | Doom Patrol

[horticulturalist]

Would you rather...
love someone you could never touch.
Or out live everyone who ever loved you.

[unluckyagent]

[Ouch, way to smash his buttons...]

I already have plenty of experience with outliving everyone who's ever loved me. But I suppose I would prefer that over the first one, because I'd only outlive the person I loved but could never touch anyway. If I do have to outlive everyone...I'd rather be able to touch them, if only for a short time.

[daughterofthemark]

The former.

[That answer came quickly.]

[kimshin]

I already do the latter so I suppose the choice is made for me.

[toomuchofmyself]

The former. Without a doubt. I already don't, as a rule. Safer that way.

[bubble_gum]

I watched my dad lose my mom and saw what it did to him, I don't think I could go through that over and over.

And someone you could never touch is like a technicality right? I mean... there are ways of working around that.

[sadsheriff]

The first one...heh, I'm almost already living it anyway.

[trivialization]

Pining leaves room for hopes, however deluded. Loss is inevitable.

[thatevenloversdrown]

Do you always ask people questions with obvious answers?

Ibis | OC | OTA

[frozenbird]

Would you rather have amazing sex with a horrible person or terrible sex with your celebrity crush?

[brandnue]

Oh, amazing sex with a terrible person, easy. Terrible sex is terrible sex, and it'd just ruin my crush in this case, too!

[howlett]

I already got a habit of the first one so. [Shrug.]

[daughterofthemark]

How horrible is the person?

[bubble_gum]

Ok I...

wait, just how terrible is terrible? Like emotionally scarring? Nightmares for the rest of your life or just sort of like friends and family catch you doing the walk of shame and no orgasms?

[trivialization]

The latter. My 'celebrity crush' is the only person I've desired in a long, long time.

[thatevenloversdrown]

The former, naturally.

Espada Love | Maken-ki! | OTA

[knightmoves]

Exhibitionism or voyeurism, which would you rather commit?

[horticulturalist]

Voyeurism. Definitely. Too much attention always made me nervous.

[daughterofthemark]

As a princess I have many eyes on me already, so exhibition cannot be an option. But at the same time...

[frozenbird]

Exhibitionism. I'd be lying if I said I've never had sex outdoors.

[zgok]

Pretty cool with both, favor exhibitionism though. Especially if I'm not alone.

Logan | Marvel 616 | ota

[howlett]

Would you rather have a sixth sense for knowing when anyone around you's hot and bothered, or have everybody know about that filthy shit you fantasize about?

[knightmoves]

The former would be convenient, and the latter is essentially true for me anyway, so yes, let's go with option number one.

Arianna Caledonia 🌱 Etrian Odyssey 2 Untold

[daughterofthemark]

Would you prefer a partner you absolutely could not allow anyone to know you were sleeping with, or one with whom every aspect of your relationship would be public information and followed by hundreds of people?

[horticulturalist]

Both of these are miserable.
But I've done the first one. And I wouldn't do it again.

Sylvan | The Shop of Magician Sylvan | M/M for ships/naughty things, OTA for gen

[magicalvoice]

[For now, the way Sylvan communicates is by writing via pen and paper on a large notepad.]

Would you rather:
Have a partner that won't shut up in bed
or
Have a partner that never makes a sound?

[zgok]

Vocal all the way. It doesn't have to be words, just sounds are cool.

[Should he have written that? He's starting to think maybe he should have written that.]

[(Anonymous)]

Would you rather fuck a horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?

[thatevenloversdrown]

Hypothetically, which one hurts less?