would you rather. but sexy

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would you rather. but sexy

You know how the game works. Now do it with dirty questions. Give us your strangest, or funniest, or sexiest, or stupidest, risqué-est “would you rather…” questions and see what kind of sexy things you learn about someone.

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with a sexy would you rather question. There are lists to give you ideas if you want.

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with your answers.

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[horticulturalist]

Back then, even without the expectation, there's nothing else to look towards. You know? There's just the one path, with all it's stepping stones laid out for you. If you leave that path, well... there's no map for that. It's just... here be dragons.

[He nods along with that. It's certainly an option he considered. And in hindsight probably should have stuck to.]

I wish I had your willpower. Things might have ended better.

It's all right. He lived a long and happy life.
Once I was out of the picture.

[toomuchofmyself]

[Basil lightly touches the scarlet cravat at his throat when Larry speaks of endings. But he's quick to distract himself.]

Oh, you poor man. [He says, taking a half-step towards him, hand outstretched before realizing a man so covered in bandages might be hurt by a comforting touch.] You remind me so much of myself. [He says, quietly.] Holding yourself apart from the world-- whatever your reason-- watching everyone move on without you-- knowing it's the only way to protect yourself.

[horticulturalist]

It's not like that anymore. It's not for my protection. Now it's for everyone else's.

[That kind of earnest empathy comes as enough of a surprise to leave Larry looking around as if there's some chance it might not be meant for him. Awkwardly he takes that tentative reach to turn it into a little handshake and a promise of sorts that he's not completely forbidden.]

I'm Larry. By the way. What's your name?

Mobile logins are traaaash~

[toomuchofmyself]

[Basil is all empathy or melancholy selfishness and nothing at all in-between.]

Hallward. Oh, but Basil is my given name! It's alright to call me Basil, if you are to be Larry.

[He'll take the clumsy little handshake: it is good to confirm that Larry wasn't too put off by the attempt of comfort while demonstrating a firm boundary.]