The Unlovables

The Unlovables
Everyone loves a hero. As long as they're youthful, hot, charming and conventionally attractive. Meanwhile, all the old, ugly, broke down, difficult-to-love, bastards out there are toiling away in lonesome obscurity trying not to daydream too much about what a relief it would be if someone came along with a soft touch, and a kind word, and the promise that it'll be ok.
Whether canon or fandom branded them as such, whether it's well deserved or not, there's lots of unlovables. They know most beasts never transform for their beauties. They've probably noticed that even in the Disney version Quasimodo ends up alone ffs. Still, props to them for maintaining a shred of optimism about finding love. Even if they'll never admit to being hopeful.
So if you spent prom on the bleachers. If you max-out at a 5 (maybe 6 generously). If you've got a history of first dates and very few seconds; If you can guarantee you'll get the seat to yourself on the train. Chin up, champ. This one's for you
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with your unlovable characters; State any prefs like gen, shippy or nsfw. Link your permissions pgs. Tell us a bit about what makes your muse a tough sell.
Comment to comfort someone the world finds difficult to love and be the real heroes in this meme.

i hope this works!
With one last hum and strum of the lyre, Brynn tilted her head in the direction of the table that the two sat at. This was no ordinary performance, but she was not famous or necessarily bent on pursuing a career like master Dandelion or the ever brilliant Callonetta. She had played him a song, in private, as promised over a drink long ago and now here they were.
"One for you," she pushed the large mug of beer in his direction, then another one in her own. "And one for me."
Despite the surplus of alcohol, Brynhild was quite sober. And quite bent on showing the Witcher how she did, sincerely, wish for this to be a moment of respite for him. He was no beast, that much she had decided without question.
"Did I or did I not keep my word? Now's your turn. Drink up. Tell me what ails you."
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"You did keep your word." He echoes over the top of his beer. "A private audience, a pretty song, and a drink." He takes a long draft and swipes foam from his ragged upper lip. "Nothin' ails me, I'm just tired." He rumbles. "Been sleeping rough of late. Cities have been too much trouble." He shakes his head. "Last place I thought I might spend the night, I heard tell they'd hanged two Cats in the town square. Wasn't about to show my mug and wind up on the scaffolding myself. Turned around and slept in a muddy sunflower field." The Cat School witchers might have done some legitimate crime, they tended towards degeneracy and cruelty, but Eskel had a feeling they might well have just been in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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She sighed, taking a good swig of her drink. The lyre was set aside for the time being and she inched her seat closer, enough to tentatively reach over and brush some hair off of the man’s forehead.
“You can stay here tonight. Hell, you can stay here however long you need. I know the innkeep and she’s keen on privacy.” She offered a small, warm smile. To be fair, the place was a bit of a shithole but as long as she performed a couple of songs, it was a guaranteed night (or morning) of sleep. This was more or less a night off - her time was entirely his. “Might even find an odd job or two in the vicinity tomorrow.”
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"I've got the coin for a room." He says, as if convincing himself. The place was a little run down, but not the worst, and down on their luck places knew that a mutant's coin was as good as a man's.
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She shakes herself out of reverie and downs another swig. "I'm inviting you. Stay here. There's a bed and there's enough ale that I can sleep once you've rested and set about your business. Who knows,"
She tilts her head. "Perhaps I can sing you to sleep, witcher."
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"You can't ask me to sleep in a bed you've paid for." He says, somewhat incredulously. "The room, maybe." He'd sleep on the floor if he had to, like a gentleman.
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"Come on now. If it makes you feel better, I can sit beside you until you nod off. All I ask in return is you tell me a story of your own before we part ways."
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"I'm pretty sure I warned you last time that my stories aren't as exciting as the ones you hear in Master Dandelion's ballads." He says, squinting thoughtfully into his mug. He's going to want more booze when this is done.
Last time, he had traded her a story of a basilisk that had swallowed a child. A child who was saved by Eskel turning up in just the knick of time to kill the beast and pull her from its crop so quickly she was still alive (if extraordinarily traumatized).
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It's true. His stories are grim and quite forward, but she wants to hear them for his exploits, not necessarily to sing praises afterwards. Sure, they undoubtedly make their way into her artistry from time to time but she has always treated that more as a consequence of inspiration than a deliberate act.
"'Sides," she peers into her own mug, noting how remarkably empty it's becoming. Thankfully they've a couple of bottles left to go through for now. Her gaze turns to him before she speaks again and remains fixed, contemplative. Almost reverent. "I'd rather hear something different this time."
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"Sure." He says, rolling up his sleeves and offering her his scarred forearms. "Pick a scar."
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She downs the rest of her beer in one swift swig, hammering the mug down with a sharp inhale and a couple of blinks of her eyes. Then, she pulls her chair closer to him and takes his offer - as any nose bard would - to trace the scars with her fingertips first, making her choice. Her eyes are fixed on the task... Until she looks up at him and briefly, only lightly, traces one of the scars running across his lip.
She wants to ask, but her gut feeling warns her that it might hit too close to home. Still she remains frozen in place for a moment too long before forcefully pulling her gaze and hands down again, swallowing dryly and tracing a smaller one on his right forearm. "This- this one."
If she'd been more attentive just now, she would have noticed that she picked the exact same one as she had the first time he'd let her have her pick. But right now, she clearly isn't.
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He looks down at his arm when she makes her selection. He lets himself chuckle to try and break the tension.
"That was the basilisk." He says. "See how it's a burn, from the acid they spit?" He looks his arms over and then considers his options. "How about I tell you about one you can't see?" He offers.
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"Right. The basilisk." She nods, giving it a proper look and making a face not unlike that of someone caught in the act. Her thumb gently rubs over the burn mark for a brief moment, considering her own marring her sides, before she lets go altogether.
(Thank goodness for the candlelight.)
"That depends." She tilts her head, tries to regain some of her composure and, ultimately, offers her signature smile. "Will you let me see it?"
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He stretches out one long leg and traces a crescent shaped arc along the inside of his thickly muscled thigh.
"This one is from the beginning of last season." He says. "Manticore got the drop on me just a couple of weeks after I set out from home. Almost severed my femoral artery. I was laid up for days and didn't even get paid for my trouble as the local alderman claimed he didn't know the beast was there so there was no bounty."
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She watches him stretch his leg and traces the same shape with her eyes, then with her fingertips on the rough surface of the table. It's hard to resist reaching over to follow his hand, but she manages just fine, enthralled with the tale.
"It's a wonder you can still walk." It's a wonder he's still alive.
She found herself drinking again.
"You have more of those? Ones I can't see and you'll mysteriously keep to yourself?"
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He tucks his leg back under the table and turns his attention back to his drink.
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"M'afraid I can't say mine heal any faster or any better than us normal folk, but this one recovered pretty well for what it's worth." And her attention is back on him. Because, of course it is. "But I like yours better - the stories behind them. They give you... Character. Charm. Folk like me finds that quite valiant."
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"Nothing valiant about it. Just doing my job."
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"You keep people safe," she points out, sort of dangling her mug in his direction, a substitute for wiggling her finger at him. "Not sure how that works in a lot of people's heads, but I find that virtuous."
She offers a small smile - not yet tipsy, but a little less inhibited. "Forgive me, but this is the only time I can sing your praises. 'M not a genius like master Dandelion. And I'd rather you heard it yourself."
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In fact, the only song Dandelion has composed about Eskel is one of sorrow and shame.
"But I suppose you bards can't help it. Romantics, all of you."
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Not that she puts too much work into it. Music generally comes second to her except when the witcher is around, apparently.
"I can't help it if you're just too damned compelling for your own good, witcher. This one is on you."
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Cursed princesses though, that he and his brother have in common. He drains his mug and refills it. He reminds himself not to get too drunk in a lady's company, lest she really begin to think less of him.
"My work is mostly a grind of blood and shit. Sometimes I stumble across something interesting, but most of the time it's no different than plowing a field, to me."
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"To you, precisely. To me, it is a whole different world. I handle beasts you can kill with a bow, an arrow, or a well-placed trap. But it is someone like you who makes sure I can do that without being devoured by something larger and deadlier." For a brief moment it looks as if she's about to stand, but she ends up just sitting up straighter. Perhaps the alcohol is finally rearing its head.
"I don't talk to you in hopes of digging out a White Wolf of my own, or to hear about him at all. Master Dandelion's got all that figured out, doesn't he? Why, I just like to hear you. Your life. Your heart and soul." Her eyes are fixed on his, a look all too similar to the one she'd offered when asking to hear another one of his stories. "Is that such a terrible notion?"
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He won't give her anything too intimate. She doesn't want to hear it anyway, nobody wants to hear how witchers are raised. But he can give her more stories of daring adventure if that's what she wants.
His medallion jingles as he shrugs out of his vest and then unlaces his shirt a little ways so he can expose the muscle between his shoulder and neck, a large ring of white scarring that's clearly some kind of bite mark.
"How about this one?"
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She is no child, nor is she frightened. She doesn't pity him, either, no - that feels too callous. But it would be a lie to say something deep down doesn't ache upon seeing him now in what is probably the most vulnerable he will allow himself to be.
She watches him silently, attentive to each of his movements until her eyes rest on the exposed skin. She hums quietly, conceding, then pushes her own shirt a little sideways around her shoulder to reveal the rest of the burn mark. It looks a little uglier around the joint and spreads down. There are a couple of cuts over it - or under; it's hard to tell which came first.
"Tell me yours, and I shall tell you mine."
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"he's a 1 but he teases like a 10"
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