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would you rather. but sexy

You know how the game works. Now do it with dirty questions. Give us your strangest, or funniest, or sexiest, or stupidest, risqué-est “would you rather…” questions and see what kind of sexy things you learn about someone.

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Would you rather have sex as much as you liked, but in one year's time you'd die?

OR

Would you rather have no sex, but people constantly want you to, and if you give into the temptation to try you'll die?

Hm. I think we've found the sadist.

Probably the latter, by the way. I already have to resist the incessant demands of the masses on a daily basis.

Not exactly.

[Although she does have one or two sadistic tendencies.]

I actually have a situation that is similar, where my career and everything I've worked for requires a certain amount of chastity.

Your lack of a direct denial has me worried... [ He's teasing. ]

I can empathize. While there's nothing actually holding me back from, uh, going wild on a daily basis... People are just troublesome to deal with, including me.

Sh-Shut up! You just caught me by surprise is all!

[... That's technically still not a denial Lethe.]

You're quick to anger, huh. That's cute. [ She reminds him of his cat, but he has enough sense not to call a cat-person a cat unless invited to. ]

So? What is it about your job that keeps you from letting loose?

Do not call me cute!

[She's been known to scratch people who do.]

I'm a woman and a soldier, many women have been known to get pregnant and need to retire their military careers, but it's especially difficult for we Laguz. We're a bit more... fertile than your Beorc women.

Okay, okay.

[ Hm. He doesn't know those terms, but he can take a wild guess given their anatomical differences. Moreover... ]

I can better understand why it's a struggle, yes. Do you, er. Do you struggle with heat cycles, or am I looking too far into the topic?

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