would you rather. but sexy

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would you rather. but sexy

You know how the game works. Now do it with dirty questions. Give us your strangest, or funniest, or sexiest, or stupidest, risqué-est “would you rather…” questions and see what kind of sexy things you learn about someone.

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with a sexy would you rather question. There are lists to give you ideas if you want.

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Jack Howl || Twisted Wonderland || m/m shippy

[unleashthebeast]

Would you rather go slow and have a lot of foreplay, or jump right into things?

[magicmira]

It depends on the mood. If I’m not that into them, I’d rather get it over with.

[unleashthebeast]

...why are you sleeping with someone you're not that into?

[magicmira]

Hypothetically, because I want to.

[outranked]

Hmm... It depends, doesn't it? Some situations don't really let you choose.

But I guess the real answer is whatever I'm in the mood for at the time. Both options have their perks.

[unleashthebeast]

Yeah. That's a good point. It seems kinda situational.

[ruggie]

Right into things! I'm a busy guy, you know?

[unleashthebeast]

Isn't this something you should take your time with every once in a while?

[octosus]

Personally I prefer taking my time. A gentleman should properly see to their partner's enjoyment, after all.

But I suppose it's true there's times where, er, urgency doesn't really allow for that...

[unleashthebeast]

Urgency's a nice word for it...

[octosus]

It feels the most applicable, certainly.

[ No vulgar terms here! Azul's too classy for that.

...Usually. ]

It's only natural to be so moved by passion on occasion when being intimate with someone special, I suppose. Especially for a generous and empathetic person like myself.

Lethe | Fire Emblem | OTA

[tsundere_catgirl]

Would you rather have sex as much as you liked, but in one year's time you'd die?

OR

Would you rather have no sex, but people constantly want you to, and if you give into the temptation to try you'll die?

[nagano]

Hm. I think we've found the sadist.

Probably the latter, by the way. I already have to resist the incessant demands of the masses on a daily basis.

[tsundere_catgirl]

Not exactly.

[Although she does have one or two sadistic tendencies.]

I actually have a situation that is similar, where my career and everything I've worked for requires a certain amount of chastity.

[nagano]

Your lack of a direct denial has me worried... [ He's teasing. ]

I can empathize. While there's nothing actually holding me back from, uh, going wild on a daily basis... People are just troublesome to deal with, including me.

Jason Todd | Titans

[theotherobin]

Would you rather burp every time you kiss someone or orgasm every time you kiss someone (even on the cheek)?

[frenchkissed]

Definitely the latter.

Burping is really, really un-sexy. And, like, how often are people kissing you, anyway? Doesn't seem like it'd be much of a real-world problem unless you've got really kissy co-workers.

[theotherobin]

Like a full on fucking orgasm? Jizz in your pants kinda shit?

If you're with someone, dude. There's gonna be cheek kissing all the fucking time.

[ come on, Eddie. you know he's an undercover sap. ]

[tsundere_catgirl]

Ewww!

[theotherobin]

Hey man, I didn't make the rules.

Tenten | Naruto | OTA

[71lines]

Would you rather have sex from behind or missionary?

[more2it]

Behind.

[71lines]

Missionary's a bit more for the romantic side of things, isn't it?

Jack | Supernatural

[cosmic_bomb]

Would you rather... live forever and watch all your friends and family die, or live a short life but see them in the afterlife?

[71lines]

Only one of those options involves seeing them again, so probably the latter.