would you rather. but sexy

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would you rather. but sexy

You know how the game works. Now do it with dirty questions. Give us your strangest, or funniest, or sexiest, or stupidest, risqué-est “would you rather…” questions and see what kind of sexy things you learn about someone.

top level

with a sexy would you rather question. There are lists to give you ideas if you want.

comment

with your answers.

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Comments

[theotherobin]

So let's fucking hear it!

Yeah I wanna hear it. Like what would you do.

[frenchkissed]

So not gonna happen. Maybe after six beers and/or you appropriately jizz in your pants, I’ll bust it out.

There’s other ways to be affectionate. Hugs, pokes, that thing with the eyelashes like butterflies do. Not sure if blowing them a kiss would count as a loophole, but there’s an option, too.

[theotherobin]

Hey man, I'll never say no to beers.

If you tried to poke me instead of kissing me I'd punch you in the face.