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would you rather. but sexy

You know how the game works. Now do it with dirty questions. Give us your strangest, or funniest, or sexiest, or stupidest, risqué-est “would you rather…” questions and see what kind of sexy things you learn about someone.

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Would you rather go slow and have a lot of foreplay, or jump right into things?

It depends on the mood. If I’m not that into them, I’d rather get it over with.

...why are you sleeping with someone you're not that into?

Hypothetically, because I want to.

Huh.

Not that I'm judging. Just seems like a waste of time if you're not in it.

To each their own.

Sometimes it’s absolutely a waste of time.

What about you, though? Would you rather take your time, or take it slow?

Probably depends on the situation. Sometimes I don't have the patience to take things slow.

I can’t say I’m surprised by that.

Why?

You’re what I’d call ‘passionate’.

...you're not wrong. I probably get carried away.

I do like takin' my time, though. Kinda does it for me when I can get someone all shaky.

Getting carried away isn’t a bad thing, necessarily. As long as you’re attentive.

And I can’t say I disagree, either. Again, situation depending.

I guess I'm not the best judge of it. But I think I am?

Would you rather have sex as much as you liked, but in one year's time you'd die?

OR

Would you rather have no sex, but people constantly want you to, and if you give into the temptation to try you'll die?

Would you rather burp every time you kiss someone or orgasm every time you kiss someone (even on the cheek)?

I’m sure you are.

Definitely the latter.

Burping is really, really un-sexy. And, like, how often are people kissing you, anyway? Doesn't seem like it'd be much of a real-world problem unless you've got really kissy co-workers.

Hm. I think we've found the sadist.

Probably the latter, by the way. I already have to resist the incessant demands of the masses on a daily basis.

You're sure? Why's that? Given it some thought?

I consider myself an accurate judge of character.

Oh. Yeah, I guess you are.

Not exactly.

[Although she does have one or two sadistic tendencies.]

I actually have a situation that is similar, where my career and everything I've worked for requires a certain amount of chastity.

Your lack of a direct denial has me worried... [ He's teasing. ]

I can empathize. While there's nothing actually holding me back from, uh, going wild on a daily basis... People are just troublesome to deal with, including me.

Sh-Shut up! You just caught me by surprise is all!

[... That's technically still not a denial Lethe.]

Ewww!

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