would you rather. but sexy

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would you rather. but sexy

You know how the game works. Now do it with dirty questions. Give us your strangest, or funniest, or sexiest, or stupidest, risqué-est “would you rather…” questions and see what kind of sexy things you learn about someone.

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with a sexy would you rather question. There are lists to give you ideas if you want.

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with your answers.

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[octosus]

[ ...Well. Someone seems interested in the answer to the question they've just posed. ]

A gentleman doesn't name names, of course.

[ Normally, he'd leave it at that. ]

...But...

[ Azul gestures Jack a little closer, lowering his voice as if he's about to share a secret...which he rather is.

But since when does Azul Ashengrotto give anything away for free? ]

I pride myself on being a man of refinement, but as an octomer I do possess certain instincts that humans don't.

[ An echo of something primeval does lurk within his inner depths, even in this false form that he wears on land. Predatory, territorial, and typically kept in check. ]

So let's say...someone with a wild aspect to their disposition. If that person were to show enough aggression when seducing me, I might entirely forget myself.

[ His lips curl upwards. ]

Subdue or be subdued. Either outcome gets one's pulse pounding, don't you agree?

[unleashthebeast]

Oh...

[ A wild aspect, Azul says. Nothing subtle about that, unless Jack's reading too much into it. Or rather, into how it might apply to himself in particular. But that shouldn't be the assumption, should it? Between the beastmen, the merfolk, and the fae in this school, Azul could be alluding to half of their classmates, and that feels important to keep in mind.

Seems like there's at least one way to test the theory, though. Jack leans in closer, with a conspiratorial glance from side to side. ]

So if someone picked you up and slammed you against a wall? That kind of aggression?

[octosus]

[ When Azul examines something that piques his curiosity in his true form, it'll be first with the delicate tip of one of his octopus limbs; he'll carefully feel out what he's dealing with before pressing further ahead. It's a process not so different from what he's engaging in right now.

He chuckles quietly, mindful of how the distance between Jack and himself has lessened. ]

That would be quite the forceful approach that gets one's heart pounding, certainly. Usually in that situation I'd attempt to turn the tables, but if it was that person I might just be swept up by their passion and feel more inclined to give in to them.

...Mind you, I don't think they'd escape entirely unscathed if they made me lose myself that way, but perhaps they wouldn't dislike the marks I'd leave behind.