unpopular opinions

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unpopular opinions

Do you think people are too sensitive? Or that Superman isn't so super? Think cats aren't cute? The Beatles are overrated? Love pineapple on pizza? Maybe you just don't like chips rly. Even the best of us have some controversial opinions. Let people know what a monster you are.

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with your characters’ unpopular and/or controversial opinion. Or share few of them at once. In person or via text. Prepare for disagreement.

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to tell them why they're wrong, validate a kindred spirit, or just troll them for caring about such a silly-ass thing in the first place.

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Just because I am dumb doesn't mean I am blonde

[ourlittlenordicangel]

I'm sorry I had to do it again

[thetombkeeper]

[Marik just facepalms.]

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ Oh no not the scary mister. He closes his eyes to 'hide'. ]

[thetombkeeper]

[Deep breaths, Ishtar.]

... Say "my hair color is unrelated to my smarts."

[ourlittlenordicangel]

My... my hair color... is unrelated to my hair color... ja? { He's nervous! ]

[thetombkeeper]

No, you fool! Repeat exactly what I say!

"My hair color"-

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ He shyly points at his himself. ] My... my hair color?

[thetombkeeper]

"Is unrelated to"-

[ourlittlenordicangel]

Is unrelated to...

[thetombkeeper]

"My smarts."

[Because "intelligence" might be too big of a word.]

[ourlittlenordicangel]

My smarts. [ ...a... are you sure, mister? ]

[thetombkeeper]

Now say it all together.

[He's expecting Swede to not remember but it's worth a try.]

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ Oh no... why are you doing this to the poor Swede? He only wants to make everyone happy. ]

My... smarts... are... not related... to my hair? Ja?

[shimashima]

[ What in the world does this fellow clearly in urgent need of a bath and dental care even mean... ]

So you've bleached your hair?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

N... no... I was born with this hair. [ He is so confused. No... baths are scary! [

[shimashima]

I see... Well, how would you describe it? Flaxen?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

Ja... f... flaxen. [ Is- is he trying to copy a Swedish pirate's hair color. ]

[shimashima]

[ Maybe it's simply a gap in this odd man's knowledge of a foreign language...?! ]

You don't consider that blonde?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

Oh ja, I do! W... why? [ .....he- he is so dumb. He barely knows where he is. ]

[shimashima]

[ At least the lack of intelligence was announced from the beginning, so he'll graciously be patient! ]

Then rejoice, for it's time to connect all the puzzle pieces. You naturally have flaxen hair, which happens to be a shade of blonde. Therefore... you are blonde.

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ You can also tell from looking at him... he doesn't exactly look like all the lights are on. Usually, you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover but in this case. ]

I am... okej. But... am I dumb as well? [ He is probably going through all this because someone called him a dumb blonde. ]

[shimashima]

Er...

[ Hmm... It feels kind of mean and rude to confirm the man's realization, even if it seems to be quite true! There's an awkward pause. ]

You said so yourself, didn't you? Perhaps it's merely... education differences?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ He finally 'confesses'. ] My... my crewmates... one of them say 'Swede is such a dumb blonde. He only has air between his ears.'

It hurt my feeling... [ He tears up. ]

[shimashima]

[ Oh no... Evidently, that was a hurtful remark indeed, and remembering the memory is just as bad! ]

I-Is that so... What a bully. Stating such a thing is obviously unnecessary, and your crewmate should apologize!

[ourlittlenordicangel]

J... ja... I don't think... pirates apologize. [ He wipes his eyes with his sleeve. ]

I try... being smart... [ This IS him being smart. ]