unpopular opinions

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unpopular opinions

Do you think people are too sensitive? Or that Superman isn't so super? Think cats aren't cute? The Beatles are overrated? Love pineapple on pizza? Maybe you just don't like chips rly. Even the best of us have some controversial opinions. Let people know what a monster you are.

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with your characters’ unpopular and/or controversial opinion. Or share few of them at once. In person or via text. Prepare for disagreement.

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to tell them why they're wrong, validate a kindred spirit, or just troll them for caring about such a silly-ass thing in the first place.

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I'm sorry I had to do it again

[thetombkeeper]

[Marik just facepalms.]

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ Oh no not the scary mister. He closes his eyes to 'hide'. ]

[thetombkeeper]

[Deep breaths, Ishtar.]

... Say "my hair color is unrelated to my smarts."

[ourlittlenordicangel]

My... my hair color... is unrelated to my hair color... ja? { He's nervous! ]

[thetombkeeper]

No, you fool! Repeat exactly what I say!

"My hair color"-

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ He shyly points at his himself. ] My... my hair color?

[thetombkeeper]

"Is unrelated to"-

[ourlittlenordicangel]

Is unrelated to...

[thetombkeeper]

"My smarts."

[Because "intelligence" might be too big of a word.]

[ourlittlenordicangel]

My smarts. [ ...a... are you sure, mister? ]

[thetombkeeper]

Now say it all together.

[He's expecting Swede to not remember but it's worth a try.]

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ Oh no... why are you doing this to the poor Swede? He only wants to make everyone happy. ]

My... smarts... are... not related... to my hair? Ja?

[thetombkeeper]

[Because Marik is prideful and a selfish dick that uses people for his own amusement.

But color him impressed. The teen cackles excitedly and grabs the poor Swede by the shoulders.]

Yes! Yes! Perfect! Now people will take you seriously!

[Well. Not totally but it's a step in the right direction.]

[ourlittlenordicangel]

Ohh... I don't mind if they don't... as long as they don't tease me. [ He is very shy! But he's glad he somehow did good for once. ]

Now Captain will pay me more?

[thetombkeeper]

They'll tease you less if you tell them exactly what I told you.

[A pause as he takes his hands off the other man.]

... Probably not but it's a start. I'm sure he'll be impressed, even if just a little.

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ He's... already forgotten it. But in his heart, he is inspired by it. ]

Ja... I am happy about... now being smart and not having blonde hair anymore? Did it... it has become darker yet or it takes a while?

[thetombkeeper]

[Aannnd Marik's shoulders sink. He was so close...!]

You're still blonde. You're just telling people that being blonde doesn't automatically make you dumb.

[He wants to say "but in your case..." but he bites his tongue.]

[ourlittlenordicangel]

....................b... because I am not dumb. [ The confidence he now has! ]

[thetombkeeper]

Right.

[Eh, if lying helps him become more confident then so be it. He's done this song and dance before.]

You're blonde and not dumb.

[ourlittlenordicangel]

Oh... do I make mistakes on purpose? Because I am naughty? [ He knew it. He knew he wasn't really sweet... pirates usually aren't. ]

[thetombkeeper]

[Now he's catching on. Kind of. Hopefully it'll stick.]

Yes. Exactly that! It'll keep the crew on their toes.

[ourlittlenordicangel]

But then... they won't like me... I will be like Mr. Izzy... [ Mr. Izzy is the other Captain's first mate who always yells at them and hits them. ]

He never gets invited to have drinks...

[thetombkeeper]

Don't do it all the time. Just the occasional mess up.

When they least expect it. It can be something as little as switching the labels on some bottles. Harmless fun, you know?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

Oh............. y... you mean... on purpose? [ Really on purpose? He fidgets nervously. ]

Why?

[thetombkeeper]

Yes.

Because it's amusing to watch the trouble unfold!