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Do you think people are too sensitive? Or that Superman isn't so super? Think cats aren't cute? The Beatles are overrated? Love pineapple on pizza? Maybe you just don't like chips rly. Even the best of us have some controversial opinions. Let people know what a monster you are.

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with your characters’ unpopular and/or controversial opinion. Or share few of them at once. In person or via text. Prepare for disagreement.

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to tell them why they're wrong, validate a kindred spirit, or just troll them for caring about such a silly-ass thing in the first place.

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See? Not all roaches are bad. I know one named Kenny who works with the Happy Home Academy grading people's interior decorating, and he's great. You just need to talk to more bugs and get to know them.

Don't frogs eat bugs...

No. [His eyes flash in alarm at the idea of eating his friends.] That's a hurtful stereotype, and I'll have you know many of my best friends are bugs. I eat tofu, like a civilized animal.

Huh.
I guess I haven't met very many civilized animals either.

You should come to my village. Dodo Airlines would be happy to fly you there, and while we're not a big island, we're a friendly community - and we're all animals. Except the genie that comes by sometimes.

Dodo Airlines is... not a name that inspires a great deal of confidence.

Just because Wilbur and Orville are dodos doesn't mean they're bad pilots. That's a hurtful stereotype, and extremely taxonomist. Clearly, you have some prejudices to work through.

They're also flightless. And extinct.

First of all, airplanes exist. Secondly, humans are flightless and fly airplanes all the time, so there's no reason Wilbur and Orville can't. Thirdly, I had coffee with them yesterday, so I'm very certain they're not extinct.

Touché.
There's something ambitiously defiant about it. I'll give you that.

They decided that they're not going to let their dreams stay dreams. Just because nature doesn't want them to fly doesn't mean they can't - and their flight instructor was a penguin! Life is what you make of it.

Heart warming.
But if I'm flying anywhere anytime soon, I'd rather be piloting the rig myself.

People have a hard time finding our island for some reason. It'll be easier if you let Wilbur fly us. He grew up on an island nearby, so he's very good at navigating over the ocean.

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