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unpopular opinions

Do you think people are too sensitive? Or that Superman isn't so super? Think cats aren't cute? The Beatles are overrated? Love pineapple on pizza? Maybe you just don't like chips rly. Even the best of us have some controversial opinions. Let people know what a monster you are.

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Tony Stark | OTA

[irondad]

• Vanilla frostys aren't real frostys
• Mom Jeans are super hot
• I'm greatly in favor of the Slutty Halloween Costume, and its further adoption by the rest of the... gender spectrum? Live your best slutty life, people.

[mask_up]

What's wrong with vanilla frosties?

[irondad]

Uh, everything. There's a reason it took them almost forty years to unleash it. They knew better.

[mask_up]

Vanilla is the best flavor. It's good in everything! I don't see the problem.

[irondad]

Vanilla is a flavor, I'll give you that. Good in everything, meh, matter of personal tastes.

[mask_up]

I used to drink vanilla coffee creamer in college to start off my day. It got me through medical school. It's a great flavor - like a warm dose of home, or a memory of my mom's sugar cookies after school, but in flavor form!

[irondad]

Coffee creamer... straight? Just. Crack it open, down the hatch?

[mask_up]

Yeah! It's like a punch to the face of flavor. I love it.

Slutty Halloween Costume

[horticulturalist]

You only like that in theory. Not in practice.

[irondad]

Boldly asserted, and incorrect.

[horticulturalist]

I guess that's easy to say if you only surround yourself with the pretty people.

[irondad]

Also untrue, and you've obviously never seen the Hulk naked.

[horticulturalist]

Please. If big and green is your upper limit on ugly, you have a very narrow window to the world.

[irondad]

For a perfect stranger, you seem very interested in offering assumptions about my life. What other bitter nuggets will you be sharing?

( So dry, so flat. Maybe a bit baffled? )

[horticulturalist]

Ah, not denying that one, huh?

[Shrug.] Your color scheme makes you look sponsored by Mcdonalds.

[irondad]

Honestly, I'm just perplexed at the hostility. What's your deal, Invisible Man? Did you lose the rest of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?

[suicideprototype]

[He's gonna take that as a challenge to find the worst possible sexy Halloween costume.]

OK, but what are your thoughts on this?

[irondad]

Nice rack, and also ads don't count since she was paid for it. Who's she supposed to be?

[suicideprototype]

We're judging the costume, not the model, so shouldn't it be fine? I'd feel weird showing you pictures of random people.

And that's supposed to be the sexy version of a hacker group.

[irondad]

( A very "meh" shrug. )

The best slutty costumes are the homebrews.

[suicideprototype]

Do you know a lot of people who know how to sew?

[irondad]

( He actually hesitates a fraction, stroking his chin. )

Define "know". ( Just jumping to add in anyway: ) Do cosplayers who hang around your work count?

[suicideprototype]

Oh, yeah, I forgot you had to deal with those.

[A pause.]

You like them? Really? If I saw slutty versions of myself or people I worked with, I'd probably have nightmares.

[irondad]

I learned to appreciate the homage.

( dot dot dot, )

Sometimes a sweaty, chafe-y homage.

Slutty costumes

[dontpetmeibite]

As long as the slutty costumes don't disrespect anyone's culture I'm all for them.

Ain't no party like a Decepticon party. I don't think I've ever worn a costume that wasn't slutty.

Of course you have to calibrate it. If my husband doesn't let me out of the habsuite, I'm probably having an awesome time, but I'm also missing the party.