aita?

[insertusername]

am i the asshole?

Life isn’t always black and white. Sometimes it’s hard to tell who’s really at fault, and no one wants to believe they’re the bad guy. Sometimes you need an outside opinion. Or several.

Tell your side of the story and crowdsource an honest answer to the age old question; Am I The Asshole?

Top Level

with your character explaining a situation where they might have been the asshole.

Comment

with your hot takes. Anon or IC.

Comments

[stuporscience]

I mean... let's be honest, "living hell" is a bit generous...

But you did kidnap me and Hank a lot, so yeah, I'd say that puts you on the list.

Also, did you seriously just use, "homies"?

[the_mighty_monarch]

[He sighed, theatrically.]

Dean, Dean, Dean - you don't have to pretend. There's barely a day in your father's life I didn't at least attempt to [CENSORED] up. I mean, at least when Underbite wasn't half-assing his way into things.

Honestly, guy had a whole [CENSORED] country and he couldn't appear as anything other than a weenus.

And listen, Sweatervest, you don't get to call me out on language - I've been around too long for the Dean Venture Happy Frolics show.

[stuporscience]

Didn't our lawn like, kill like a bunch of your guys at one point? Just saying.

And -- hey! You were saying all kinds of awful stuff when we were still kids! Besides, you're like... old. You should know better. And also it's weird to hear you use words like that.

[the_mighty_monarch]

Yeah, so? Those are henchmen. Not like I was the one cleaning up the bodies. Your lawn was probably more blood, bone fragments and viscera than grass and dirt thanks to me. Have fun with that one.

Oh, for the love of...everybody looks old when you're the biggest sheltered teen outside of a [CENSORED] museum display.