would you rather. but sexy

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would you rather. but sexy

You know how the game works. Now do it with dirty questions. Give us your strangest, or funniest, or sexiest, or stupidest, risqué-est “would you rather…” questions and see what kind of sexy things you learn about someone.

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with a sexy would you rather question. There are lists to give you ideas if you want.

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with your answers.

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may parker | mcu

[benjaminbutton]

Alright, let's try...would you rather always have sex in pitch-black darkness, or always in public places?

[frozenbird]

If I can get a guarantee that it won't get me arrested, public places.

[dirtyjob]

Public places. No question.

[knightmoves]

Public places. No need for the guarantee requested above.

[foxy_seductress]

Public places for sure. If I had my way, I'd make it so everyone who had sex would do so in public, just for the sheer hilarity of it.

I'd say about fifty percent of my sexual encounters are in public places already.

[fistsofchange]

Definitely in public.

[here_i_am]

I think it'd be real embarrassing to do it in public. The dark would be better.

[meandmyself]

Blindfolds or handcuffs?

[dirtyjob]

Depends on who’s gonna be wearing them.

Me? I’d prefer the handcuffs.

If it’s my partner, I’d go with the blindfold.

[foxy_seductress]

Handcuffs~! I like to see and be seen, but having restricted movement can be a lot of fun!

[knightmoves]

Aaah, now this is a difficult question. I'm going to say blindfolds, but catch me on another day and my answer could well change.

[wasteland_101]

Why not both?

Ouija Roman | Vampire the Masquerade (OC) | OTA

[terrifies]

Uh. Bite them or be bitten by them?

[ Ouija doesn't quite get this game. ] Is there a reason you can't do both? Are you just hunting for a strong preference here?

[dirtyjob]

Not sure I’d prefer either one.

If I had to pick, I’d probably go with being bitten.

[acaseofyou]

Strong preference, or any preference. And it depends on the 'them,' but if it's just between the two of us I'll say bitten. [ You know. Blood bond concerns. ]

In a car, or in a shower?

[fiendishfeline]

Bite them. Little love bites.

Norman Jayden | Heavy Rain

[arihab]

Sleep with someone who talked the entire time, or who made no noise at all?

[dirtyjob]

I’d prefer someone who talked the whole time.

[foxy_seductress]

Ugh... definitely would prefer the silence over non-stop chatter. I once slept with a guy who couldn't shut up... never again.

Ahri | League of Legends | OTA

[foxy_seductress]

Would you rather have sex with someone you're repulsed by, but the sex is amazing, or would you rather have sex with someone you're attracted to, but the sex is awful?

[knightmoves]

My instinctive answer is the former, but the latter might be worth it if I could cultivate their skills over time.

[dirtyjob]

[ This is the first question that has given him pause. ]

Samata Mahto | original | ota

[les_magique]

Would you rather get it on your face or in your mouth?

[dirtyjob]

I’d go with in the mouth. Less messy that way.

Kroos | Arknights | ota

[here_i_am]

Would you rather do it in the bathroom or in the bedroom?

[dirtyjob]

Depends.

If both rooms are clean, it really doesn’t matter much to me.

Angel, The Lone Wanderer || Fallout 3

[wasteland_101]

[OTA For Gen banter, F/M for actually doing anything.]

Flirting or fighting leading to sex.