would you rather. but sexy

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would you rather. but sexy

You know how the game works. Now do it with dirty questions. Give us your strangest, or funniest, or sexiest, or stupidest, risqué-est “would you rather…” questions and see what kind of sexy things you learn about someone.

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Ahri | League of Legends | OTA

[foxy_seductress]

Would you rather have sex with someone you're repulsed by, but the sex is amazing, or would you rather have sex with someone you're attracted to, but the sex is awful?

[knightmoves]

My instinctive answer is the former, but the latter might be worth it if I could cultivate their skills over time.

[foxy_seductress]

Sorry, but the idea is that they can't seem to improve no matter how many times you try to teach them.

[knightmoves]

Bleh, then absolutely the former. No downsides; the revulsion can easily become part of the kink.

[foxy_seductress]

I definitely like the way you think! I'd be inclined to agree!

[knightmoves]

Ah, how wonderful to meet a kindred spirit! Yes, amazing sex is amazing sex, and that's the important thing.

[foxy_seductress]

I have had one or two sexual partners I was thoroughly repulsed by, so it's something I'm asking because I have some experience in the matter. I still come back to them now and then when I've got a particular itch I need scratching.

[dirtyjob]

[ This is the first question that has given him pause. ]

[foxy_seductress]

Not so easy to choose is it?

[dirtyjob]

Surprisingly, no.

Think I’d have to go with the awful sex.

[foxy_seductress]

I wonder if it's a gender thing. Every time I ask this question, it seems like men have a larger majority preference for attraction and bad sex. I hadn't really thought much about it until now.

[dirtyjob]

Could be. I can only speak for myself.

[foxy_seductress]

Why, do you have someone in mind for either scenario~?

CS-RU-02 | MECHA-CHIMERA OC

[ruruisms]

[ Definitely the first, no questions asked. ]

[foxy_seductress]

You can have sex?

[She didn't mean to sound as rude as she probably does, but this guy doesn't look very biologically sound. A bit like some golems she's seen.]

[ruruisms]

[ Wow, that's a little presumptuous. ] A pause. [ The answer is yes, fox-girl. ]

[foxy_seductress]

My apologies. I did not mean to be rude, you just seemed like a few beings I've met that do not... reproduce in such a manner.

[Granted not everyone does it for the purpose of reproduction.]

[ruruisms]

[ Well.

You and I will be pleased to know that you’re not entirely wrong. I can’t reproduce despite being fully capable of the act, thankfully. ]

[foxy_seductress]

I see, so it's more like you enjoy going through the motions like most of the thirsty humans I know?

[The grand majority of humanity from her experience would like to have sex without the consequences of parenthood. Being nearly the last of her kind, that's something she doesn't particularly have to worry about either.]

[topothefoodchain]

At least with the former there are less regrets if they don't make it through the night.

[foxy_seductress]

Well, well... I didn't expect to see such a familiar face answer my question.

[It wouldn't be the first time, or likely the last she's faced an incarnation of herself, but it has certainly been some time.]

I wonder, how many regrets do you still harbor little fox?

[Had this version of herself come to terms with her past and helped defeat Viego? Or was she still searching for answers?]

[topothefoodchain]

They say that self-interrogation is the skill of the wise.

[ Bilgewater, Viego, Yasuo... they were important parts of her journey, but they didn't represent an end, or a change of destination. But they had helped her take a wider view of the paths before her. ]

You must know I regret what I did to him. I can't answer a question like this without that weighing on it.

[foxy_seductress]

[Ah... it still hurts her. It's not entirely surprising since she felt like she had only finally come to the point of acceptance in her grief herself. She offers a hand to her twin, an offer for a comforting embrace or a shoulder to cry on if she needs it.]

I am sorry that this happened, and I agree that is a regret we will never be able to undo, but I think it's also important to remember that he loved us enough to forgive our weakness. He wouldn't want to see either one of us pained so deeply for what happened for the rest of our lives, so I hope that one day you can fully accept your past.

[She's pretty sure even she's not entirely there yet, but she feels like she's come quite a long way compared to this Ahri so fresh from Bilgewater.]

We are what we are, and like any predator we must kill to survive, but so long as we don't lose ourselves in the hunt, the tragedies of the past need not repeat themselves. I think you've come quite a long way if I'd care to take a guess, and while this may sound a bit egotistical, I'd like to say I'm proud of what you've accomplished.

[topothefoodchain]

I know. So much has happened that I never would have imagined, when I was only chasing my own tails in Ionia.

I can't guess whether I will become the same as you, or not. But I'm glad. That you're strong. That you can speak of it with this candor. Even if it's just talking to yourself, ha...

[ How unusual it is for a stranger such as herself, who only ever approached others from without their circles - their species, their nature as prey, and all that was part of civilization beside - to speak to someone who shared her position. As the last of her kind, as the deadliest of predators, only her mirror could take that role. All of her usual instincts failed her, here. ]

...how do you feel, then? About the question.

[foxy_seductress]

I suspect you won't, but that's only natural. Every miniscule decision we makes can affect who we become as a person, every memory, ours or those we steal... It's likely that for all our similarities, even being nearly the very same person, we are still two distinctly different people. Perhaps I represent one path of what could be for you, but who knows?

[She felt as if Bilgewater was almost another lifetime ago with everything that has happened to her since. So many battles and heartaches, loves and lost friends.]

As to the question? It depends upon which question you mean. If it is to answer the question about regrets? There are plenty, but dwelling on them won't change what has happened so it is best to simply hold onto them and remember them so they don't ever happen again.

[Perhaps this incarnation of herself had also made the perilous attempt to rid herself of her memory of killing him. It was probably one of the harshest lessons that truly changed this Ahri so drastically, and had made her past even more difficult to piece together.]

If it's the first question~? I'd say go for the one you find repulsive. You might find that in time your attraction to them will come anyways, and I've learned that some of the most repulsive creatures I've met can actually have surprisingly beautiful souls.

[There's a surprisingly playful and teasing nature about that last bit that contrasts with the seriousness of their other topics. It seems that despite all the pain, she still has a soft spot for being a playful tease even with herself.]